i think i hauve covid

jonah / 20s / southwestern US / i just post shit idk

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Voting ended onJun 9

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[sandwormb]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[wav48k]

greatest wikipedia citation of all time

[wav48k]

[feeling-diskinserted]

and what wet beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward wednesday to be soaked

[1993-png]

[fredersen]

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

[charseraph]

[gyrovagi]

[angelicguy]

*todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[ycoil]

wow that was really adorable, my cute blast will now rend you undone.

[starfishdrawz]

this is still one of my fav scenes i just think about it all the time. screenshot redraw technically??