Someone needs to stop me

Alaistar is the name, self deprecating is the game They/them.

[junglejim4322]

They need a pride flag for this

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[alaistarwholovesyou]

sometimes you spend an entire week drawing spike spiegel

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[lux-astralis]

came upon some real honk shoo shit going on in my grandma's yard

[jesterjamz]

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

[jesterjamz]

it creached

[relelvance]

Why is today literally Thursday lol

[roscolux]

they didn't even ban mpreg

[sabrinaacarpenters]

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

[cssidy1-deactivated20250507]

at least we met

[sweatermuppet]

any guilty pleasures

every humanly indulgence makes me quake with shame & humiliation

[khalidg77]

in 2022 i’ll be even hotter

[jame7t]

wholesome on main

[jame7t]

absolutely caring on main

[jame7t]

images of my cat on main

[thatll-do]

fawning over your cat on main

[lord-kitschener]

I would die for your cat on main

[osointricate]

“In this essay I will” is a meme that only encourages the op to put forth ideas into the world without making a concrete claim allowing them to express ideas on a subject without conclusion while at the same time submitting a thesis as fact

“Thanks for coming to me TED talk,” in contrast, allows the op to claim that whatever statement they’ve said to be their final say on any given topic, but also allows people to grow on it as well, as are the nature of TED talks

We are creating shortcuts in communication and I love it

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[delphinidin4]

Straight No Chaser has a number of Christmas albums. (y)

[lemon0sun-deactivated20200129]

WAIT UNTIL THE END

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[peppapigvevo]

Same energy