The TrashLord has Risen.

Age: 26 // At which youll see all the simping and randomness.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[where-is-the-angst]

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[thwarp]

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

[oh-no-its-bird]

Going to go see the amazing digital circus finale in theaters today! Oh boy, I sure do hope nothing bad happens in it!

[oh-no-its-bird]

Good stuff all around

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[gwninja]

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous