Do Gay, Be Crime

🔵 I am him he is me 🔵 Gay, trans man I may periodically post some fanfics or art or smth, IDK. If I wanna post something, I will. Fandom hopper, I'm in and out of most fandoms (Pfp was drawn by @glistensvanity on Twitter)

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[nameless-oblivion]

Imagine being one of those "edgy" characters you make when you're younger where you want to add some variety by giving them a disorder but your not really informed so you make it pretty inaccurate. Even if you get a better understanding in future, the misrepresentation is still so critical to the character that you can't remove it. Imagine that that's you and you come alive and you have a disorder that isn't quite right but you still have to live with it because that's how you were made. Your name is Paper and were created by your reality-competition show host with an alter called Evil Paper that physically changes your eye color to red

[byjove]

the 1980s nuclear family (based on firsthand accounts of people who lived through it):

bipolar mom with severe untreated PPD

workaholic & alcoholic dad

eldest son who is a 15 year old binge drinker who has been employed since he was 13

middle child sister who got really into church to avoid being at home, will be a pregnant housewife by age 19 despite being the most promising member of the family

sensitive little brother with a stealing habit

divorced Vietnam vet uncle who sleeps in a tent in the yard

chain smoking grandma who might have killed her last two husbands

dog that somebody dumped down the street that lives there now (best dog ever)

[lexisrants]

fnaf if they didn't all die to animatronics

[isabellascarlett1]

Gender affirming care is suicide prevention.

Using folks’ correct name and pronouns is suicide prevention

Abortion care is suicide prevention.

Accessibility is suicide prevention.

Birth control is suicide prevention.

Mutual aid is suicide prevention.

Housing is suicide prevention.

Healthcare is suicide prevention.

Climate action is suicide prevention.

Food security is suicide prevention.

Ending imperialism is suicide prevention.

Land back is suicide prevention.

Abolishing borders is suicide prevention.

Police and prison abolition is suicide prevention.

[shadowed-dancer]

I see people talking about the heartbreaking Queenie mug (I love it too)

But I haven't seen nearly enough about Kinger's mug

Kinger as the best step dad that outdad step up the dad confirmed!

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[draculaforce]

shower curtain brushes against my leg in tha bath

me: uguh, a jelgyfish in here

[alastornocturne]

@urdemonhost

those shapes we enjoy

those shapes

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[urdemonhost]

the shapes

how dare you not put blu and rhett next to eachother

more people need to look up puzzleheads on twt. or the artist needs to make a tumblr acc because i need the shapes

[alastornocturne]

I DID IT BECAUSE RGB IS RAINBOW ORDER

FUCK

anyways

those shapes we enjoy

[alastornocturne]

so I scenarioed a scenario about those shapes I enjoy

Blu's aunt (who ig he stays with) is out of town or something, and it's a break at school, and maybe Blu made some comment about that and not wanting to be alone over break. Naturally, Rhett takes this as an invitation and shows up at his house. Blu is surprised but lets him in anyway. Later at night, Blu is working on something, maybe studying (for a test in two months) or doing homework (that he got the teacher to give him in advance for two months), and Rhett forcibly picks him up, walks him to his room, and lays him down on the bed. He tells Blu to get changed and then leaves the room. Blu does change into something comfy, and when Rhett comes back, he's done the same because bro planned to STAY over break, his ass brought clothes. Blu asks him what he's doing as he approaches the bed and he just says "making sure you actually sleep." He grabs the blanket, slips under it, pulls it up over himself and Blu, and then turns to Blu. "What do you want?" "…what?" "I said what do you want, dipshit." Blu's brain ceases all function momentarily, before he reaches across Rhett's body to gently pull on his shoulder. Rhett gets the message, turns to face Blu on his side, and pulls Blu against his chest. Rhett pats his back and whispers, "go to sleep." Blu does. It's the best night's rest he's had in his entire life, and Rhett stays to make sure it happens plenty more times.

might make this a full fanfic later idk

[alastornocturne]

@urdemonhost

those shapes we enjoy

those shapes

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[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

[fennel-tea]

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

[incorrect25thannualquotes]

Chip: The ladies are gonna learn to love the real Chip Tolentino!

Chip: And the dudes.

Chip: Oh my god, I’m totally bi!

[alastornocturne]

okay but something that was said backstage during my school's production of 25th Annual was that the Marigold Incident (TM) traumatized Chip so much he switched teams

[alastornocturne]

help my school did the musical The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee and now I'm ill over it

Chip you dramatic moron I would like to punt you

[mas-o-kissed]

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

[funeralprocessor]

Not true. We also use it for House of Leaves jokes

[violet-hady]

There’s also those of us who always type in one colour.

[blaxolt]

b l u ue

[riptideecho]

i mainly just use it to highlight shit

[blaxolt]

you mainly just use it to highlight shit

i am your rival

[riptideecho]

you frighten me.

[urdemonhost]

@blaxolt LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE

[alastornocturne]

Fuck all of you /silly

[alastornocturne]

Doing physics equations while listening to Welcome To Heaven is a vibe

[urdemonhost]

"no little German boy" zis, "no little German boy" zat, vat about da little German boy??? can little German boy do anyfing?

[alastornocturne]

no fuck you