I can shapeshift into a monkey.
I can easily shapeshift into a monkey.
I can instantly shapeshift into a monkey.
I can safely shapeshift into a monkey.
I can easily shapeshift into my original form.
I can instantly shapeshift into my original form.
I can safely shapeshift into my original form.
I can change my DNA in an instant.
I am always safe when shapeshifting.
My body is always safe when shapeshifting.
My mind is always safe when shapeshifting.
I keep my human color vision in my monkey form.
My body masks my monkey DNA.
I appear completely human when in my human form.
My body masks my human DNA when in my monkey form.
My spirit masks my primate aura and primate energy signature when I will it.
My body absorbs every nutrient from the food I eat.
I have full control over all of my forms.
I innately know how to shift.
I have full control of my shifts.
I can easily tap into my subconscious mind.
Psychic attacks are near impossible to execute upon me.
My third eye is open wide.
My chakras are safely open, activated and rejuvenated.
Meditation comes easily to me.
I can see and sense within my mind with absolute vividness and clarity as if in real life.
Hypnosis works very well on me.
I can easily break out of hypnosis or mind control at any time.
I have perfect balance on any surface.
I lose any fear of heights.
I lose all fear of heights.
I lose any fear of darkness.
I lose all fear of darkness.
I lose any fear of the unknown.
I lose all fear of the unknown.
I know when I am in danger and what to do about it.
I am brave, strong and resilient.
I tap into dragon energy to make me a powerful shifter.
I tap into centaur energy to make me intelligent and clever..
I tap into griffin energy to make me brave and resilient.
I am incredibly intelligent.
I am incredibly clever.
I am a powerful shifter.
I can shapeshift at any time.
When I am fully grown, my aging slows down.
My lifespan is safely increased.
My monkey form ages as I do.
My monkey form has the color and pattern I want it to have.
My fur color in my monkey form is rich and deep.
My hair color in my human form is rich and deep.
My monkey form looks exactly like I want it to look.
My monkey form is beautiful.
My monkey form is extremely fast, strong, agile, and flexible.
My human form is extremely fast, strong, agile, and flexible.
My body is incredibly efficient in all forms to provide safe efficient transformation.
I have boundless, resplendent energy.
I can safely absorb and disperse massive amounts of kinetic energy.
I land softly from falls of any height.
I can easily cling to any surface.
I get stronger every full moon.
Moonlight calms and refreshes me.
I am tireless.
I can safely go days without sleep.
Three hours of sleep is like a full night’s rest for me.
My digestive system safely digests beneficial food and drink at supernatural speeds.
My digestive system intelligently utilizes anything beneficial and safely discards anything harmful.
My digestive system is perfect in health and function.
My digestive system is supernaturally efficient and able to extract maximum nutrition.
I have enhanced senses.
I have perfect vision.
I have perfect hearing.
I have a perfect sense of smell.
I can track anything by scent alone.
I have an incredible sense of direction.
I can sense magnetic fields.
I can use magnetic fields to know exactly where I am at all times.
I enjoy all food.
My monkey form can safely withstand any temperature.
My human form can safely withstand any temperature.
I am comfortable in any temperature.
My eye color is soft and stunning.
I can make my eyes glow in the dark at will.
I can see perfectly in any light level.
I have perfect hearing.
I safely and naturally repel biting insects.
I safely and naturally repel stinging insects.
My physical health is perfect.
My mental health is perfect.
I can heal any wound instantly at will.
I can make wounds seal up in seconds.
My body swiftly heals fatal wounds.
I have a high pain tolerance.
My body feels little pain because I can heal wounds instantly.
I know when I am being hurt.
I am meant to be a shapeshifter.
I know that I am meant to be a shapeshifter.
I know that I am a shapeshifter.
I am immune to all forms of mind control.
I am immune to all negative programming.
I am the sovereign of myself.
I have indomitable willpower.
I can do anything if I put my mind to it.
I have a natural connection to primates.
I can easily communicate with any primate.
I can use telepathy with any primate.
I love primates.
primates love me.
I can shapeshift any part of my body into part of my monkey form.
I can summon the tail of my monkey form while in my human form.
I can easily and safely make sounds like a monkey in my human form.
I have retractable fangs in my human form.
I can summon my fangs at will.
I can retract my fangs at will.
When my fangs are retracted they are impossible to detect.
My retractable fangs are the perfect size for my mouth.
My fangs are exactly how I imagine them.
I have retractable primate claws in my human form.
When my claws are retracted they are impossible to detect.
I can summon my claws at will.
I can retract my claws at will.
My retractable claws are exactly how I imagine them.
I am a master of fighting with my claws.
I am a master of all forms of fighting.
I am a master of fighting in my monkey form.
I know when to talk and when to fight.
I have supernatural intelligence.
I am a great problem solver.
I have perfect memory.
I can easily remember massive amounts of related and unrelated information.
I am extremely stealthy.
I can travel anywhere without being seen or heard….
I am a master survivalist.
I can survive in the wilderness easily.
I can go a long time without food or water.
I can survive any situation.
I am grateful for any animal that dies to sustain me.
I am a master hunter.
I can easily detect lies.
I have perfect balance….
All my chakras safely open, unblock, rejuvenate and flow with boundless energy.
I can shapeshift into a normal sized monkey at will….
I can shapeshift into a giant monkey at will….
My giant monkey form is as large as I want it to be….
I can shapeshift into an anthropomorphic, monkey….
My anthropomorphic, monkey form is the height I want it to be….
My anthropomorphic, monkey form has the same color and pattern of my normal monkey form….
My anthropomorphic, monkey form looks exactly how I want it to look….
I have a human mind in all of my forms….
I have full control in all of my forms….
I can hybridize my monkey form with any of my other forms….
Any clothes I am wearing vanish when I shapeshift into a full monkey….
Any clothes I am wearing when I shapeshift into a full monkey reappear on my body when I shapeshift into my original form….
I intuitively know if it is a bad idea to shapeshift….
I can sense other shapeshifters from miles away.
I can see perfectly in pure darkness.
I have a deep respect for nature.
I have a deep respect for primates.
I can speak human languages while in my monkey form.
I can use any powers I have while in my monkey form.
All fillings, crowns, and cavities in my teeth are replaced with healthy tooth material.
My teeth are perfectly white and healthy.
My immune system is incredibly strong and safely wipes out all disease and cancer cells.
My body is always safely full of energy and at peak performance.
My mind is free of all limiting beliefs preventing me from reaching my goals.
My mind is powerful.
All positive and beneficial affirmations program my subconscious instantly.
Affirmations I desire program my subconscious instantly.
Affirmations I approve of program my subconscious instantly.
I safely take in and absorb all subliminals.
I bypass negativity to create instant and infinite results.
All results gained from this subliminal are permanent.
I am so utterly fascinated by “Saki”, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decades’ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from “the fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheek” to “the pussy is completely out on center page” over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
Okay. Point 1. The frog-boiling.
Let me put this in perspective for you. There was already a meme about how the characters in “Saki” don’t wear underwear when I was in middle school. I am thirty now. Okay? And it’s still going.
In the time since, this has stopped being a joke. It is now indisputable canon. This is not because anyone outright says it at any point. It’s because the underwear ran out of places to hide. I’m obsessed with this thought: somewhere in the over 20 volumes of “Saki”, there is a panel in which underwear was objectively deconfirmed. And it would be so hard to figure out where that panel actually is. Maybe the artist didn’t even realize it when she drew it! The frog? Boiling!!
And of course there is also the breast expansion. I don’t know how to put a spin on this. They are just expanding. Like, this happens a lot with artists: you define a character as being, in your mind, “the one with the big boobs”, and over the years you emphasize that trait further and further so that the signal doesn’t get lost in the noise. It’s just that normally—in like a wildly popular manga series about mahjong published by literally Square Enix, for example—normally there would be a point at which the boobs stopped getting bigger. Like, an editor would step in or something. Or you would get to the point where you cannot draw the character in the same panel as her mahjong tiles without her breasts spilling over the tiles, and you’d go, “Well, this is now untenable.”
That did not happen. There is no ceiling. The frog is soup.
Point 2. The complete and utter mundanity of all of this.
It’s like this, okay: there’s no shortage of trashy ecchi manga out there. There’s a million other comics doing wildly bawdier things with wildly more improbable bishoujos.
The vibe with “Saki” is different.
It’s hard to explain this, but it feels like the world of the comic is fundamentally uninterested in the fanservice happening on the page. I cannot describe it as “leering”, because I cannot conceive of a person in the story from whose point of view one would leer. I think the artist is probably into it—I can’t imagine anyone is making her do this—but “Saki” the comic has no opinion on the matter.
There are essentially no male characters in “Saki”. Like, there was one guy? Kind of? At the very beginning? But he is gone now. They put him back in the toybox. He does not exist. It appears to be some level of canonical that in the world of “Saki”, almost all humans are women. Those women are sometimes romantically into each other. According to comments the artist has made on Twitter (which I cannot source), they have lesbian baby technology, so it’s no problem. It’s so much not a problem that the story is about mahjong, instead of any of that.
So, like, the fiction here appears to be this: this is the, like, meta-narrative of the fanservice of “Saki”, right: it’s just normal that they don’t wear underwear and their boobs are arbitrarily big. It’s been normal. It was normal before the story of the manga began. It’s just how things are. Nobody bats an eye about it, and if they do, it’s in sort of a lesbian kind of way so like what’s the problem, we love lesbians here. This is literally normal for girls.
The fanservice simply diffuses into this all-encompassing aura of disembodied, ambient sluttiness. The framing of the panels demands you acknowledge it, and the story demands you already be over it, because it’s mahjong time now, and we’re playing mahjong.
Do you get??? why I’m so fascinated??? Are you not a little enraptured???
Anyway, I have no idea how to end this weird post. I guess the conclusion is that women stay winning????
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely
tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !
"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.
Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"
In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
The creation of mahjong is among the greatest moral failings in all of history and all knowledge and reference to it must be outlawed and eliminated before any further harm is done
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