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@albitrosjr
US Elevation.
by @cstats1
man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh
The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.
I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…
They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.
There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.
That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.
The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.
see that little lump up at the top of minnesota? the sawtooth mountains? so small most places would just call them hills?
those are over a billion years old.
that’s why they’re so small. they’re the last ancient remnants of a lava flow 5 miles thick. the lava didn’t kill any dinosaurs. or any fish. or any animals at all. because there were no animals. you know what there was?
algae.
those mountains were 5 miles tall when the most advanced life on earth was algae.
so i’m just gonna go ahead and keep calling them mountains, even though all you need to climb them is hiking shoes and a nice afternoon. because a place where you can crouch down and touch basalt that was lava before leaves were invented deserves some respect.
“life is old here, older than the trees. Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze.”
My home of the Adirondacks (the dome of mountains at the top of New York State) are referred to as “new mountains made of old rock”. Think of a recut diamond. They are only about 5 million years old but the rock that makes them up is over 1 billion years old.
Holy fuck
My sister knew a women who would adopt any solid black cat with yellow eyes that came into the shelter. No cats with green eyes, no spots of white. Solid black. My sister later discovered why. Her husband doesn't want any more cats, but isn't actually sure of how many they have. So as long as her cats look exactly the same as the others, he can't pick them out and be unhappy when the brings home another one.
Big brain woman right there
“Who needs a brush when you can just VACUUM your cats?”
(Source)
Oh you gotta keep watching to see the orange cat
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catholic pez
I knew what would happen and yet
What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?
Here’s one
The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”
“Small box makes me feel safe…smaller box make me feel…safer??”
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
Who is your dad, now?
my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files
i would totally watch entire episodes of this
someONE someTHING where we dug up ˢᵒᵐᵉ…thingsome
BODY
SOMETHING
*inhale* THAT I CAN’T EXPLAIN ᴵᴹ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ˢᵀᴬᴿᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵀᴼᴾ
Agent Miles (ahuhuhuh)
Agent
MULDER
I AM STANDING HERE IN
The rain
AND
2. The mud
LOOKING AT TWO COFFINS THAT WE—AGENT MULDER I AM STANDING OUT HERE IN
The rain
AND
The mud
AND
The rain
ᵃⁿᵈ…ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵒⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵃ… ⁿᵉᵇᵇᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ (nemmin’s body) ⁿᵉᵐᵐᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ
AND THE FORCE SUMMONED TERESA NEMMIN’S BODY………………INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT
⁽ⁿᵒ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ⁾
AND TERESA NEMMIN’S AND THE PUH-
AND THE FORCE…..IT
Summoned
TERESA NEMMINS,,,,
INTO,,,,,
the woods tonight
*crowd goes utterly apeshit off camera*
@darkravn
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender