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Call me Mocha or Vik || System || 20+ || he/him || loving my partner || Twitter @alchemocha or cattvik

[thatstupidkat-deactivated202602]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[demetera-kaziaik]

Merry Christmas!

[crazyforclones]

Such beautiful rendering and texture feels like a warm postcard!! Ugh I can’t get over how soft and beautiful this is

[kellterntempest]

@alchemocha 😭❤️

[pigswithwings]

sorry i exposed my raw beating heart at the sleepover. are we still hanging out on friday or

[squeakitties]

cloth gown gridlock

[creepymutelilbugger]

[mtsodie]

wallace you cant say that

[cannibalcaprine2]

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

[cannibalcaprine2]

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

[tantanart]

im back

[dinagastuff]

Happy post canon stuff🫶

[angelicguy]

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

[maxknightley]

Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.

[halondrus]

[kaijuno]

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[nayohme]

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

[bunkerbride]

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

[dynamohedron]

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

[nayohme]

grandmas love to have complexes

[coughloop]

Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast

[gunsandfireandshit]

She’s just doing it for attention

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my ex’s grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years

[souryellows]

so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH

[elodieunderglass]

Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

[elodieunderglass]

Flshshfldlshdjkdkdjfhdhdfh

[gunsandfireandshit]

OK can someone call an electrician? I don’t think this post is up to code.

[kardamommy]

“my brother’s grandma” - who is she to you?? who is your brother to you???????

[the-haiku-bot]

“my brother’s grandma”

- who is she to you?? who is

your brother to you???????

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

it becomes daytrogen

[yolotwinkie]

I’m going to bed.

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

good nitrogen

[faggot-about-it]

sleep tightrogen

[accentuateawesome-deactivated20]

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

[wrathful-banette]

this post is a fucking graveyard

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

The skeletons are talking to each other

[prokopetz]

In this essay, I won't.

[little-tornad0]

Fuck you for coming to this TED talk.

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story