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[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

[crowzenyogurt]

commission for @ske1th of their grilled cheese wizard, who can only cast a grilled cheese-conjuring spell & has a teleporting grilled cheese stand (inspired by this)

[homebrew-a-la-traumaverse]

Conjure Grilled Cheese

1st level conjuration

Casting time: 1 action

Range: Touch

Components: V, S, M (1 cp worth of bread and cheese or an equivalent amount of any currency, which this spell consumes)

Duration: Instantaneous

You wave your hands, and with a sizzle, the material components used in the casting of this spell are destroyed, while an equivalent value of grilled cheese appears in the nearest unoccupied space, atop a plate to keep it clean. This grilled cheese has zero nutritional value and ceases to exist directly after being consumed, allowing a creature to consume it indefinitely with no ill effects if so desired. The grilled cheese vanishes after 24 hours if not consumed.

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[brightb-vt]

Love your wallets

[catgirldick]

also 5e.tools is an actively maintained open source dnd 5e repository, that even lets you download your very own offline fully functional copy of the website, just in case it ever goes down

[vraska-theunseen]

the way he plays damian and jon as being short is SO FUNNY

[samanthamulder]

TWIN PEAKS — 1.06 Episode 5 “Cooper’s Dreams”

[elizabethanism]

1) Camille on Her Deathbed, Claude Monet (1879);

2) Laura Palmer Wrapped in Plastic, Twin Peaks, David Lynch (1990).

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[moripartylove]

Holy shit

[bogleech]

first I was gonna reblog for the electroskelachnid and then I was going to reblog for the lady who’s just like “mm yeah electrocute me in ur web mommy” and now I’m reblogging for the beautiful nightmare that used to be power lines

[excitementshewrote]

"Lenny" by David B Cooper (Source/Site)

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[e-lodicolo]

Moe’s Funk Dancing for Self(ish High Heels) Defense

[e-lodicolo]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[betchawanna]

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

[thatll-do]

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

wizard duel

[lightbenderlin]

wizard collaboration

[mechanical-cowboy-deactivated20]

blue clothes, walking stick, floppy hat, one eye obscured, havin just  a grand time. hm

[mrevaunit42]

Bards in public 

[luulapants]

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[grinchwrapsupreme]

i think people who enjoyed the Coraline movie but never read the book need to view Dave McKean's illustrations for it at least once in their lives

[8u88ie]

clefable and gengar trade cards after a nice meal at the 90s taco bell

[imjusthereforbatfam]

I absolutely love this guy

[paradoxpig]

Tell us how you really feel

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Her saying ‘ye’ makes it seem like she’s speaking with a Scottish accent and now I can’t get it out of my head

[onion-souls]

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel aroun an Electrode nice and cosy and then just fucking tel it tae seldestruct and blow yersel up tae fuck

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

okay wait this actually helped

[jesus-christ-stop-stalking-me-d]

note to self