[aleabea]

Current Works in Progress | aleabea

barbie

sapphire crowns | alexandra privet x queen isabella, ficlet series

alexandra privet, daughter of a royal advisor from gardania, receives the opportunity to become a lady royal at the celebrated princess charm school.

she seizes the opportunity by the throat, planning and succeeding with poise and grace.

what she doesn’t expect is to share a room with the future queen of gardenia, who enchants her, body and soul. 

[unnamed] | corinne d’artagnan x rapunzel, crossover

a maid secretly training as a musketeer accidentally goes through a door and ends up in the room of a beautiful girl.

monster high

as your lady in waiting, i’m waiting | cleo de nile x kiyomi haunterly, au

kiyomi has a crush on the pharaoh’s daughter. yet, she promises to herself that she will die with that secret. 

[unnamed] | c.a. cupid x sirena von boo

cupid receives a frustratingly dense visitor after her broadcast. 

[unnamed] | toralei stripe x sirena von boo

toralei and her feline friends are out on the hunt again for monsters to torment, humiliate, and ridicule. what they don’t know, however, is that a certain ‘no thoughts, just good vibes’ mermaid-ghost would accidentally crash their party.

at last, we are homeward bound | vandala doubloons x frankie stein, fairy tale!au

frankie had expected to be saved by a handsome prince from her cage, but is instead by a razzing pirate with a brilliant smile crashing through her tower window. 

square-cut or pear-shaped? | toralei stripe x cleo de nile, deuce gorgon x cleo de nile

toralei, in an ongoing battle against cleo, decides to put her ultimate plan in action: steal deuce from her. deuce, however, sees through her easily.

(or, how the himbo and mean lesbian become friends).

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(of course, all will be on my ao3) 

[lgbtqiatext]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[amanonthecorner]

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[aleabea]

unknown mermaids in the barbie fairytopia: mermaidia (2006) teaser trailer

[desinteresse]

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

[desinteresse]

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

[desinteresse]

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

[quietwingsinthesky]

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

[quietwingsinthesky]

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

[gogogoat495]

[ID: Tag reading "#I think that's just dom drop and he's just looking for reassurance they liked what he did" /End ID]

[forthegothicheroine]

I don't want to be a teacher but I do like the idea of having a big book of Short Stories to Fuck You Up on a high shelf, secured with a chain, which I get down and dust off and unlock and read from on special request, and then a group of young people go away from it forever shaken.

Some of the stories would be...

Give Me Your Heart by Joyce Carol Oates

The Chaser by John Collier

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

The Teacher by Paul Tremblay

Feed by Richard Matheson

Hand in Glove by Elizabeth Bowen

From A to Z, The Chocolate Alphabet by Harlan Ellison

Monster by Kelly Link

In the Hills, The Cities by Clive Barker

The Werewolf by Angela Carter

The Dream Detective by Lisa Tuttle

Sardonicus by Ray Russell

The Gospel According to Mark by Jorge Luis Borges

The Vampire Lovers by Tanith Lee

The Picture in the House by H. P. Lovecraft

The Story-Teller by Saki

[theambitiouswoman]

Life is so unstressful when you don’t have to perform. When you don’t have to tell people about your accomplishments, about your growth, about your plans, about your healing. When you’re not doing a million things to prove your worth. When you don’t have to curate yourself. When you’re not asking for approval

“Well how will they know then?”

They’ll know

They’ll know by the way you carry yourself. By the way your standards change. By the way your environment changes. By the way you stop explaining and start embodying. People feel it. They KNOW and quite frankly, when you’re so rooted in who you know you are, you won’t care who knows because you’ll be living your life accordingly

[classicbarbie]

I like that each of the musketeers is fluent in a different language. Like Viveca is fluent in French, Renée is fluent in violin, Aramina is fluent in Shakespeare, and Miette speaks horse.

[aleabea]

i think it would be really cool to explore the implications of flutterfield isolating themselves from the rest of the world due to the skeezites.

what if, because the lights never go out, they could never see the stars?

what would a constant exposure of light do to a fairy?

the movies say mariposa is the only fairy who dreamed of the outside world. would the information about the outside world be controlled by the palace to ensure the safety of fairies?

to what extent does lord gastrous and his security control flutterfield?

what about their resources? they live on an island, to what extent are their resources replenishable?

[aleabea]

i was rewatching barbie and the magic of the rainbow and checking out the dvd extras and found a minigame of bibble dancing. and boy, can bibble BUST a MOVE

i will one day figure out how to gif that. and it will be a gift to the world

[aleabea]

imagine your birthday being the day your parents died in a car crash. we have not explored the implications of this for blair

[aleabea]

the entire country is in mourning of their beloved monarchs who died young in a cruel and unpredictable way while blair, their literal daughter, is just like 🥳🎂🎁✨💖🎈🎊🥂

[aleabea]

imagine your birthday being the day your parents died in a car crash. we have not explored the implications of this for blair

[mistressemmedi]

Imagine being the front running drivers, panicking and radioing your engineer about nerve damage AND brain damage because "I swear, I passed the backmarkers and there was only one Aston Martin and now there's two????" and being told that, much like Palpatine, Fernando Alonso has somehow returned

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that