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i don't do bad sauce passes
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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dirt enthusiast
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@alecthejungler
the more you know
this is like 8 years too late
Guy who likes music
Is he an alien
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husband
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
På dagen for Tors fødsel
På asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lå Loke
“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
the rosetta stone of shitposting
@incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
@petermorwood your jam, I think
Thor fine, hair shine, bright lad, wits not bad.
Loki dark, full of snark, found in sack like stale Big Mac.
I AM DECEASED 😭😭
for the love of god UNMUTE this
SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀
a recent paper described the recovered tail of the same specimen described in 2014 of Spinosaurus, which shows it had very long neural spines and chevrons giving it a rudder-like shape, and solidifying it's role as a largely aquatic predator! cool huh?
https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/
FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT
They are trying their hardest…
what really shouldve went down during their life changing field trip
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
my friend and i were arguing about soup
@plexusfiend I’m Phoenix
Me, fully invested in this argument, seeing someone call a bowl an ingredient.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying
is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?
‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’
‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’
break it down now y’all
HORROR RECS ON NETFLIX (April 2020)
The Witch Train to Busan Cloverfield Candyman It Comes at Night Cam Ravenous Hush The Evil Dead (1981) Gerald’s Game Veronica The Ritual Killer Klowns from Outer Space Green Room Apostle The Autopsy of Jane Doe The Girl with All the Gifts The Last Exorcism Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil The Wicker Man (1973) The Craft Insidious The Invitation Creep Final Destination (2000) Friday the 13th (2009) Scary Movie (2000) Siren Under the Shadow Tremors Child’s Play (1988) As Above, So Below In the Tall Grass The Babysitter Demonic Scream 2 Horns Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Apollo 18