Virologist Alec

26 years old // That idiot who plays games and speaks Spanish. Working to become a medical translator, but it doesn't really matter what i do. Just wanna make people happier than when i found them.

[30-minute-memes]

the more you know

[immaplatypus]

this is like 8 years too late

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[43mmg]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[scarlet-silverweaver]

the rosetta stone of shitposting

[roguehoneybadger]

@incorrectnorse-quotes

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

[hyratel]

@petermorwood your jam, I think

[petermorwood]

Thor fine, hair shine, bright lad, wits not bad.

Loki dark, full of snark, found in sack like stale Big Mac.

[stand-up-gifs]

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

dead

[saint-nevermore]

a recent paper described the recovered tail of the same specimen described in 2014 of Spinosaurus, which shows it had very long neural spines and chevrons giving it a rudder-like shape, and solidifying it's role as a largely aquatic predator! cool huh?

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[kataara]

They are trying their hardest…

[metalbendz]

what really shouldve went down during their life changing field trip

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[crowswarm]

my friend and i were arguing about soup

[officialfist]

@plexusfiend I’m Phoenix

[mint-corset]

Me, fully invested in this argument, seeing someone call a bowl an ingredient.

[gigglygamer]

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[therandomninjakitty]

break it down now y’all

[animusrox]

HORROR RECS ON NETFLIX (April 2020)

The Witch Train to Busan Cloverfield Candyman It Comes at Night Cam Ravenous Hush The Evil Dead (1981) Gerald’s Game Veronica The Ritual Killer Klowns from Outer Space Green Room Apostle The Autopsy of Jane Doe The Girl with All the Gifts The Last Exorcism Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil The Wicker Man (1973) The Craft Insidious The Invitation Creep Final Destination (2000) Friday the 13th (2009) Scary Movie (2000) Siren Under the Shadow Tremors Child’s Play (1988) As Above, So Below In the Tall Grass The Babysitter Demonic Scream 2 Horns Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Apollo 18