I think (a lot)

average Rope enjoyer (and other tidbits)

[phagein]

so you made the made-up gays from the made-up gay movie from the made-up gays website straight? to market to the gays who made up the made-up gays on the made-up gays website?

[thirtheenprimes]

Everyone else at Canaan House sees the Ninth and they're like "oh no, shadow cultists, they're so intimidating and intense! Let's be polite/distant/intimidating back to avoid getting involved and/or insulting them!

Palamedes meets them and says "holy shit they're both dumb as rocks I need to adopt them immediately" while Cam is telling him he has to stop bringing home pets.

[your-neighbor-bear]

A league of their own feels like a love letter to being queer.

This show is so amazing

[mariellavee]

Hi Tumblr! It’s been [redacted] years that I haven’t posted something, which is rather silly actually. Fixing that.

Anyway, here’s Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series! :) Enjoy!

[alethioschronicles]

just finished gideon the ninth tamsyn muir i'd like my heart and soul back pretty please

[glowcowboy]

save me early spring sunshine

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[junglejim4322]

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

[vampirologist]

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

[alethioschronicles]

rewatched Rope last night so I have some sketches (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

[littlewhispersmokesigns]

Paperbacks should be $1 and hardcovers should be $2

[mybrainisslowlyboiling]

Yarn is so scary 'cause you'll look down and there'll be so much of it and there'll be so much of it for so long. Like I think it'll never run out. The all of a sudden you look down and there's nothing left.

Like I don't know what the manufacturers are putting it in to make it do that but it sure isn't yarn.

[offonaherosjourney]

“average internet user posts about the Ides of March 3 times a year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average internet user posts about the Ides of March 0 times per year. Tumblr Georg, who has made of the day a national holiday & makes over 10,000 posts about it each March, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[periwrinkleintimeless]

Guess who just made their first letterboxd list

[confuzing]

Goncharov is trending because it's a slow day and the pornbots started using it. Then people were like 'lol Goncharov is back!'

There, now you don't have to investigate it yourself.

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....I love you Icepick Joe ♥️

[aletheyass]

booktube bad but i love those "i read x so you don't have to" videos people who take psychic damage only to make a video dragging colleen hoover or whomever are so brave and selfless and i think we should acknowledge them as the heroes that they are

[paperlignes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) SEASON 5, EPISODE 6: URGENT CARE

crazy bitch, horny bitch, boring bitch, queen bitch.