Alex

I'm an adhd chaotic mess, but that's nothing new

[alex-jacksons]

So, I just realized that I've kinda just been floating around reposting stuff and I haven't really introduced myself or anything, soooo.

Hello! My name is Alex, I have ADHD, and probably a bunch of other mental illnesses. Here are some facts about me!

Favorite color(s): Black, dark blue, dark purple, maroon, cyan, teal, and silver. (Not necessarily in that order)

Favorite food: Pasta. That's it. That's this section.

Favorite animal: Sea creatures minus dolphins cause dolphins suck, cats (any type of cat, lions, panthers, Bobcats, etc. I love them all.).

Birth Month: July. (Which is ironic because I hate summer with the burning passion of the summer sun. It's hot and muggy and there are too many bugs and people.)

Favorite season: Autumn. (No bugs, perfect temp, it's pretty. It's perfect.)

Least favorite season: Spring. (It's a worse version of summer. It sucks.)

Favorite holiday + why: Halloween. I'm legally allowed to scare the shit out of children. (And I can be whatever I want for an entire day.)

Least favorite holiday + why: Thanksgiving + Valentines day. Thanksgiving, I have to interact with other human lifeforms outside the internet and my best friend. That's gross. Valentines day is just, bad. It's bad, I don't know how to explain it without going on a rant. It's bad.

If you'd like to know more, just send me and ask and I'll get to it eventually👍🏻

Edit number 1: Hi, I forgot to add, I'm (bio) female. My pronouns are any/all. I'm trying to explore all that but it's kinda hard when you live in a homophobic, transphobic, racist, and slightly sexist, household. I hate it here.

Update to edit number 1: I am all genders at once but I sometimes identify more or less with one of the genders. So I guess like genderfluid pangender?

Edit number 2: I'm bisexual. After years of denying it (because of the fact my parents would probs disown me if they knew) hot tall girls (and some hot short girls) screwed me over. I now wear my gayness with pride. Sorta. When I'm with my brother and his roommates cause they're cool👍🏻

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[mevil]

[mevil]

[qillermeme]

[polysucks]

Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

[polysucks]

I was correct not to be concerned by a potential threat to the marriage pact I have made for my fair maiden daughter. For the battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight that has sworn fealty to me as their lord, and thus taken the most honorable oath to protect my maiden daughter is in FACT! A woman. Surely, my best laid plans for my daughter’s future will remain unaltered.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[iamanactualmeme]

happy pride month guys! you know what that means @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats !!

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Do you. Do you want me to make gay threats? What?

[backup-ominous-threats]

im a gay threat!

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

B. Backup?

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[theconcealedweapon]

This is what's so fucked up about "nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right".

The labor is already being done under capitalism. The laborers are already being underpaid under capitalism.

When you propose removing the greedy profiteers and paying the workers a reasonable wage, people call that "slavery" while they have no problem with the current system.

They're not even trying to make sense.

[byjove]

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]