Alexei’s Vase

kiss kiss fall in love, bess hey there I love me some Nancy drew main blog is Tillius-the-paladin

[joehardysdrift]

how am I supposed to live, laugh, love (graveyard stalk, dress an iguana like he's a Barbie, make the poor business owner sneeze) under these conditions (sad emo boi crying in the rain)

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Nancy Drew moment: food menu at this cafe kept transitioning to some very mysterious glyphs

[nancynancydrewdrewdrew]

i'm sure nancy and ned were trying to be nice but if my guardian just died and i had to go leave college to deal with his estate, some random dude in one of my classes sending his girlfriend who i have never met to my house would not be a pick me up. honestly can't think of something i would like to deal with less in that moment than having to entertain some rando at my house that is to say nothing of her then embarking on a quest to collect all of my dead great uncle's glass eyes. like what the fuck. i'd be looking for a hidden camera bc surely that could not be real

[the-blue-phantom]

i'm really such a big fan of how the nancy drew and hardy boys ghostwriters were apparently required to end as many chapters on a cliff hanger as possible, because that just means you get shit like "nancy gasped as something flew towards her head!" and then you turn the page and it says "the piece of paper that was floating through the air hit her gently in the face"

[thenonbinarydetective]

Ok i had an old post because I made a mistake, but now it's gone. The stratemeyer syndicates rules were based on the commandments, both sets (Knox's and Van Dine's), of detective fiction. There's more information in the book, The Secret of the Stratemeyer Syndicate (can be found on the internet archive). but the wiki will do for now

[thebeastofblackmoor]

👔 heather-designs follow

Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??

“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑

👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.

I <3 unemployment actually.

👻 jessalynterrorthornton mutuals

OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT

so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…

anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.

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I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess

👽 sonnywuzhere following

ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick

🛠️ ryanscience mutuals

bored at work so...

Best Wickford candy?

Koko Kringles

Koko Mallos

Koffee Kandy

Cudsmackers

Koko Choo-Choos

Auntie’s Acorns

Cowabubble

Udder Pops

Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)

Voting ended onJan 19

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20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.

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you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...

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god forbid a woman do anything...

🍪 jjling mutuals

Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.

Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.

honestly I hate being famous smh.

👔 heather-designs follow

today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄

🌱 drmalachaicraven-deactivated01122026

Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again

anonymous asked:

you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society

👠 rudecarol answered:

more anon hate for the dodo box

💀 lamontatzekes following

when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?

"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you

[queerdagny]

I don’t date men but imagine you’re at a boy’s bathroom and there’s a whole darkroom in there. What the fuck.

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Lou Talbot is so funny because a pretty girl is like “what’s your major?” and he’s like “WHAT’S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE” and the old man who he’s been hanging with has to clue him into the idea of being friendly and then the same girl is like “ooh could you teach me to snowshoe?” and he goes “it’s not something you need to LEARN. just DO it.” absolutely clueless. zero interest in girls, dirt art and dinosaurs ONLY.

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Dexter Egan really lets Nancy sit in a room with a broken radiator for multiple days during a deadly blizzard instead of just moving her to another room. There are literally three guests in the whole castle.

[kl6445]

Spot your faves!!

[storyofdreams]

I just really love that Deception Island is in a specific place, even though it doesn’t really exist. As if it’s Atlantis in our timeline and is just sunk under the waves.

[thebeastofblackmoor]

LOVE the exchange between Nancy and Yumi where Nancy says “I watched that DVD at your place” and of course Yumi goes “WHAT” and Nancy says “I’m sorry… was I not supposed to?” like I’m sorrrrrrry I didn’t KNOW you didn’t SAY I wasn’t allowed to dig around in your closet and find an unlabeled DVD and log onto your computer to solve it :((( come on now Nancy you’re just lucky it wasn’t Yumi’s sex tape

[byjove]

crime/mystery media where the main character is just a nosy fuck and not a cop is always so entertaining and so much better than police procedurals

[suave-fucker]

Anticopaganda is peak. Like yes please show the cops as the incompetent idiots they are

[hrjafael]

Not sure if anyone follows the Nancy Drew community on Reddit but there’s currently a discussion about how the creator of the True Drew Podcast made some racist posts/comments back in 2019/2021. Just letting people know. Honestly it’s a shame.

Reddit - The heart of the internet

[iamstuckinthevoid]

good things about small fandoms

less notorious people

no drama

pretty tight knit

bad things about small fandoms

Where Is Everyone

[ellienamored]

funniest genre name: point and click

[ellienamored]

book genre named read and flip

[ellienamored]

movie genre named watch this

[woelfin-sheeps-clothing]

The infamous jellyfish specimen sandwich from the sandwich puzzle/minigame from Nancy Drew: Danger on Deception Island for Drewtober 2025 @drewtober .With bonus bad cheese because Katie never empties her damn fridge.