Harper þ

mid-20s she/her | dms open | every trans girl's older sister or mom

[mountainstackedwithfear]

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

[enbyroses]

BLESS (something’s got to give)

THIS (something’s got to give)

MESS (something’s got to give)

[suave-fucker]

Absolutely no one cares, but I graduated Summa Cum Laude and disappeared for a few months because school and life became a lot :)

[suave-fucker]

suave fucker I still miss you 💔💔💔

Aim better

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

"Tax" doesn't go far enough.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[record-guy59]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[slutdge]

[slutdge]

i got called ableist for this post because someone said she might be autistic and this was just her stimming i love this website i could never leave

[thesituation]

[sreegs]

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

[sreegs]

you get it

[squeakitties]

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

[squeakitties]

[rexlottie]

[rexlottie]

[sapphling]

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

[sapphling]

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

[sapphling]

no that part was real

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

[rimonoroni2]

being a trans guy directly post wwi and wwii was so easy. you could just be like yeah i got my dick blown off in the war and everyone would be like hey that happened to my buddy jim and not even question it. truly next level valor stealing to pass

[rimonoroni2]

not sure if yall know this but one of the first trans men to ever get a phalloplasty was a british guy named laurence michael dillon. dillon was a doctor himself (in fact he performed a gender affirming orchiectomy on roberta cowell) who had been taking T and passing as male for years, and he was watching harold gillies, a pioneer of dick surgery for the pandemic of Guys Who Got Their Hogs Rocked By Bombs from wwii, do all these dick reparation surgeries. so he got to wondering hey. if you can reconstruct a dick, can you construct a dick? they got to talking about it and eventually ya boy dillon got the surgery. so shout out to all those british dudes who lost their cock fighting nazis and inadvertently contributed research/techniques to The Transgender Cause ig

[transmascjoy]

There's a reason they were called the Allies...!

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]