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The rose I couldn't give you, Art by Lucas Garcete

this is me actually

@vivizn

A tone deaf bard, a healer who keeps trying to do DPS, and a ditzy necromancer form a team together.

alexxel

@vivizn

#Eldrin made new friends.

themolluscasometimes

MY FIRST EVAR STICKER SHEET DESIGN DONEZO AAAAAAAAA

TRASHBOY REAL!!!

blizzardofjj

Spot on 😆

blastovkatamarinecromancy

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@alexxel

#WMQ #melonners #la maison d'Eldrin #+ I'm actually surprised that you wrote in French.

thetursithan

shofarsogood

I know a bunch of people are into this as a kink thing, but as a person who is really into survivalism, this is so cool.

biglawbear

Strap them on like backpack

anais-ninja-bitch

writers take note if you have a scene where a character needs to move someone

jenroses

It's like emergency babywearing but adultwearing.

jenroses

Okay but also we discovered in extremus that if we take a soft length of fabric and make it into a loop even the person in the house with the least lifting ability can help me stand up despite me being twice their mass. We both loop the fabric around our backs and under our arms and then they take a step into a very supported position back and pull as I get up, adding the extra oomph my muscles can't. Transformative.

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hollowboobtheory

in the future, we have computers that are basically super effective counting machines, and the counting gets so complex we can use them to communicate and display images and play music. some people make music entirely on a computer. there are these things called vocaloids, which are computerized voices that you can make sing whatever you want, and the companies that make them like to create characters to go along with each voice. this one is named miku. it's a Japanese name. yeah the Japanese will open the country back up eventually. now, we also have these undergarments called binders. they minimize the appearance of breasts and some people find that nice for gender purposes. yeah we've written a lot about the sociological concept of gender since your time. women can vote now too, it's crazy. now stay with me. there's this street in New York city called Broadway that has a ton of theaters on it and it's famous for really big musicals. and one musical is about you and your buddies rapping together. well rap is a type of music black people will invent after we make it illegal to own them. yeah sorry not sorry about that. anyway that's you

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pins by Abprallen

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charlesoberonn

Thereupon many statesmen and philosophers came to Alexander with their congratulations, and he expected that Diogenes of Sinope also, who was tarrying in Corinth, would do likewise. But since that philosopher took not the slightest notice of Alexander, and continued to enjoy his leisure in the suburb Craneion, Alexander went in person to see him, and he found him lying in the sun. Diogenes raised himself up a little when he saw so many people coming towards him, and fixed his eyes upon Alexander. And when that monarch addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, "Yes," said Diogenes, "stand out of my sun." It is said that Alexander was so struck by this, and admired so much the haughtiness and grandeur of the man who had nothing but scorn for him, that he said to his followers, who were laughing and jesting about the philosopher, "But truly, if I were not Alexander, I wish I were Diogenes." To this, the Philosopher's reply was "If I were not Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes."

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pakhnokh

House of Gentians Arc 3 || Pages 93-96

Our hero is starting to slowly (gay) panic!

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disgracefulthings

In Fanfiction, Shen Jiu usually falls for sweet shixiong Shen Yuan, but what about feral internet troll Shen Yuan?

Disciple: Head Disciple Shen should watch who he associates with. I've heard that Shen Jiu has been going behind the sects back to fuck whores

Shen Yuan: Well if Shen-shidi is fucking your mother, then maybe she'll end up giving birth to a better son!

Shen Jiu: That's him, the man that will one-day be my wife

unbeknownsttomen

more cute crossovers from fiction

fipindustries

i feel people didnt properly appreciate this one when i posted it

charlesoberonn

She’s Empress Godiva now.

charlesoberonn

In case anybody doesn’t know the reference, these are two characters from fairy tales: Lady Godiva and the Emperor from The Emperor’s New Clothes.

Lady Godiva (who was a real person, though this story is myth) was the wife of the Lord of Coventry. According to legend, her husband was taxing the people to the point of starvation, and she beseeched him to spare them. He agreed, but only if she would ride a horse naked across town. She did so, and all of the people of Coventry stayed indoors and averted their gaze out of respect for her.

The Emperor’s New Clothes is a fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen, about an Emperor who was visited by a wandering cloth merchant who sold him “special clothes that only smart people can see”. The Emperor didn’t want to admit that he can’t see the clothes and so he bought them. Everyone else in the kingdom also pretended to see the clothes lest they be thought fools, except for a little boy who called out that the Emperor has no clothes.