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minero-tan

Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

secretspawn

@cuddlesuccubus

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Cats are pure souls and their friendship is a wholesome gift that never stops giving :D

Look at this little kitteh

A GOOD GREMLIN

They love their hooman

blackphoenixincorporated

I want one 🐱

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

CHERISH THAT CATTE

wenchyfloozymoo

thighetician

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)

Girls supporting Girls.

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

sweaterkittensahoy

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

mckitterick

I love this exchange

shadowhearthallowleaf

BRRRRRRBRRRRBRRRRBRBRRRR

mandaloriangf

thedgeofsleep

you matter.

elizabeths-banks-deactivated201

cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard

please turn the sound on you won’t regret it

jturn

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

ladyjehane-deactivated20200517

I’m screeching

curlypie

Alolan Smoochum & Jynx

I remember speculating about potential Alolan Pokemon forms before Sun & Moon came out only to be disappointed by the lack of Jynx. Here were my hopes put into a silly comic.

missninikinz

All I want is a aloha form of Shuckle in a coconut, is that too much to ask for?

gluten-free-pussy

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

afronerdism

You are a genius and I’m using this

gluten-free-pussy

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

jamaicanblackcastoroil

ameliaglitter

Whenever a married couple calls in escalated, I always address whichever one seems the most rational. 9/10 it’s the wife. Usually, the husband gets cut out of the conversation until we’re done.

Memorable quotes:

“She’s explaining it to me now and you were wrong.”

“Honey, stop talking so the nice lady can help us.”

“Why don’t you go have some coffee while Amelia and I figure this out? Hmmmm?”

“I understand it and I will explain it to you later. Let me get this taken care of.”

“I understand, sweetie, can you explain it to my husband real quick? [aside] Now, you listen to this lady and don’t interrupt!”

Calm wives in the face of their overemotional husbands are a customer service lifeline.