mrrp

I live at Wayne Manor with my favorite person though I like to wander! I may show up anywhere unexpectedly! ||RP account

[thetulgey-wood]

They already have 5 cats at home....

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

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Yk what. I wanna rate pfps.

Comment and I'll reblog with a rating

This is supposed to be fun btw

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@alfred-the-cat-official

10

[alfred-the-cat-official]

:3

[dickgraysonfr]

Meow

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meow

[izakk-the-kitten]

Meow!

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meoww

[waynesnumber1butler]

Meow ?

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meow

[nyx-bat-official]

Meow

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mrow

[nyx-bat-official]

Mouw

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meowowowe

[nyx-bat-official]

Eiwewewewe

[cats do make that sound I have videos]

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Merowir

[nyx-bat-official]

Nya

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rmorw

[bruce-but-kitten]

Mew!

[alfred-the-cat-official]

Mewwwe

[bruce-but-kitten]

RELEASE MEEEEEE

[alfred-the-cat-official]

Mrrrrrrr

(machine translation: clean clean clean. You'll appreciate this later)

[bruce-but-kitten]

It’s been five whole seconds since he sat next to you why aren’t you petting him?? You hate Bruce??

[bruce-but-kitten]

He has experienced the horrors (vet visit)

[alfred-the-cat-official]

Mrow.

(machine translation: you need your shots young man!)

[bruce-but-kitten]

[alfred-the-cat-official]

Mrrrow!

(machine translation: many tunas!)

[bruce-but-kitten]

Guess who’s back

[madsbizadv]

Damian tries to be the face of nonchalance but everyone has seen him meow back at stray cats numerous times

[illiteratedickgrayson]

*paws at you*

- @alfred-the-cat-official

"I would die for you, pussycat. I hope you understand this."

Nightwing crouches down to offer his fingers for the cat to sniff.

"Aren't you lovely? Yes, you are! Are you meant to be outdoors, handsome sir?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she rubs her cheek on his fingers, purring a meow.*

Mmmrrrrow

*machine translation: indoor outdoor*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

The vigilante grins and skritches under her chin, taking the opportunity to check the cat's collar and inspect the little machine there.

"Apologies, dear Lady Alfred! What an intriguing gadget you have here; are you from another world or have I flown into another dimension again?"

He's not expecting an answer from the cat, more voicing light annoyance that he is so...unmoored from existence, nowadays.

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she lift her chin and happily leans into the scritches, closing her eyes as she needs an answer*

Mrrrrp mrew

*machine translation: worlds overlap. I am not constrained.*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

<"Dick":>At that, Nightwing pauses and gives her a very intense look before he resumes his duties as pets-giver. The idea of being able to go exactly where and when he wants to be without needing the tech strapped to his wrist is...a lot. He'd still have no real place to roost, but he wouldn't worry so much about getting permanently lost away from the people he's come to know and call his own.

"How very Coraline of you. Does your home family know how far you roam?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she hops up into his lap and stretches out, showing her soft belly.*

Prrrrrrp mrrrrew mew

*machine translation: never far from home. They can call me back.*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

This feels like a trap!

But Nightwing's been setting off traps since he was Robin. Plus, he's wearing some really good protective gloves right now.

He risks the belly rub.

"That's good; everyone deserves a place to call home."

Hmm. That's dangerously emotional territory for someone half-raised by Batman and a British butler.

"Did you cross my path by happenstance or were you looking for a Nightwing on purpose?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*miraculously, it's not a trap! She happily accepts the belly rubs and purrs

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrp mreow

*machine translation: wandering around, looking for interesting people*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

*paws at you*

- @alfred-the-cat-official

"I would die for you, pussycat. I hope you understand this."

Nightwing crouches down to offer his fingers for the cat to sniff.

"Aren't you lovely? Yes, you are! Are you meant to be outdoors, handsome sir?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she rubs her cheek on his fingers, purring a meow.*

Mmmrrrrow

*machine translation: indoor outdoor*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

The vigilante grins and skritches under her chin, taking the opportunity to check the cat's collar and inspect the little machine there.

"Apologies, dear Lady Alfred! What an intriguing gadget you have here; are you from another world or have I flown into another dimension again?"

He's not expecting an answer from the cat, more voicing light annoyance that he is so...unmoored from existence, nowadays.

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she lift her chin and happily leans into the scritches, closing her eyes as she needs an answer*

Mrrrrp mrew

*machine translation: worlds overlap. I am not constrained.*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

<"Dick":>At that, Nightwing pauses and gives her a very intense look before he resumes his duties as pets-giver. The idea of being able to go exactly where and when he wants to be without needing the tech strapped to his wrist is...a lot. He'd still have no real place to roost, but he wouldn't worry so much about getting permanently lost away from the people he's come to know and call his own.

"How very Coraline of you. Does your home family know how far you roam?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she hops up into his lap and stretches out, showing her soft belly.*

Prrrrrrp mrrrrew mew

*machine translation: never far from home. They can call me back.*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

*paws at you*

- @alfred-the-cat-official

"I would die for you, pussycat. I hope you understand this."

Nightwing crouches down to offer his fingers for the cat to sniff.

"Aren't you lovely? Yes, you are! Are you meant to be outdoors, handsome sir?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she rubs her cheek on his fingers, purring a meow.*

Mmmrrrrow

*machine translation: indoor outdoor*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

The vigilante grins and skritches under her chin, taking the opportunity to check the cat's collar and inspect the little machine there.

"Apologies, dear Lady Alfred! What an intriguing gadget you have here; are you from another world or have I flown into another dimension again?"

He's not expecting an answer from the cat, more voicing light annoyance that he is so...unmoored from existence, nowadays.

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she lift her chin and happily leans into the scritches, closing her eyes as she needs an answer*

Mrrrrp mrew

*machine translation: worlds overlap. I am not constrained.*

[illiteratedickgrayson]

*paws at you*

- @alfred-the-cat-official

"I would die for you, pussycat. I hope you understand this."

Nightwing crouches down to offer his fingers for the cat to sniff.

"Aren't you lovely? Yes, you are! Are you meant to be outdoors, handsome sir?"

[alfred-the-cat-official]

*she rubs her cheek on his fingers, purring a meow.*

Mmmrrrrow

*machine translation: indoor outdoor*

[batcow-enthusiast]

Mother has ignored my attempts at festive season communication.

As has Richard.

Time to hack Timothy’s social media.

[alfred-the-cat-official]

Mrrrow.

(machine translation: hell yes.)

[taurzza]

yaayy kitty for my friend

[kallistoi]

[image description: an illustration of a tuxedo cat lying on a patterned rug with its tummy exposed. end description.]

[robs-your-robins]

Jason: I never pegged you for a cat guy, Demon Spawn

Damian: Alfred the Cat is nature's perfect hunter, a miniature killer.

Jason:

Damian:

Tim, currently:

[soappsoappp]