This is ridiculous @algernoonie - Tumblr Blog

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

stringcage

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

sewerfight-deactivated20250114

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

xenobotanist

61below

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

flowerbleedme

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

crabussy

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

wizardarchetypes

Everyone do this RIGHT now.

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

"all of them inshallah"

chromyrose

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my eyes

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my eyes at you

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

shark--apologist

shopcat

the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place

targetedknowledge

junglejim4322

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

nez-remade

joshpeck

still being active on tumblr is camp

fucignwimdy

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

joshpeck

i'll outlive everything you love

thepleasuregoblin

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

deletededed-direwolf

If there's one vampire, it's horror. If there's 100+ and they have politics, it's urban fantasy.

librarycard

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

ospreyonthemoon

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

creepymutelilbugger

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.