Current status: Decomposing

RIP Jonghyun You’ll continue to shine on us

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[soheos]

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

[soheos]

Something very biblical about this

[vexheart]

This

[findyoump3]

is it ok to add this image

[flekitual-deactivated20250406]

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

throwback from the tiktok ban

[sandersstudies]

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

[sandersstudies]

Every good dad I meet is just another enormous fuck you to bad, absent, and apathetic dads.

[myfootyrthroat]

Every safety regulation is written in blood, and every weird customer service question is written in the drool of an idiot before you.

[myfootyrthroat]

Ordered the "signature omelet" (jalapeno and feta) at a place where the waitress then confirmed "That has jalapenos, is that ok? They're spicy. And it has feta, is that ok? It's a strong flavor." Other people at my table thought it was stupid, but I was like "That is a woman who has had to take back a lot of omelets from people who didn't know that jalapenos would be spicy."

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is art

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

[vaporevon]

help

[ozempicofficial]

[beggars-opera]

I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh

[scrollingdown]

[ekjohnston]

...this is my new favourite chart

[captainjonnitkessler]

I'm disappointed that Elon Musk left the Trump administration so quietly. I thought we were at least going to get some really entertaining tantrums out of that partnership

[abysmallylost23]

well

[captainjonnitkessler]

I have some great news for the me from one hour ago

[fairy-anon-godmother]

Anything else you'd like to speak into existence at this time?

[captainjonnitkessler]

Now that you mention it I'd also like to register my disappointment that Trump's shriveled little heart hasn't given out on him yet

[the-reconciliation-of-all-things]

i kno its not rly a popular statement and it sounds dismissive but you'll be miserable for as long as u deny ur own agency in ur own happiness

[elexuscal]

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but it won't build you the the muscles.

[lierdumoa]

I think of an art teacher I had once who said he used to be terrible at drawing hands until he bought a book with 100 pictures of hands shown from various angles and drew each hand in the book 10 times. Magically, after drawing 1,000 pictures of hands, he wasn't bad at drawing hands anymore.

The reason OP could bullshit a decent essay in a 30 minute bus ride is because OP knew how to write and craft a well-reasoned analysis thanks to a childhood full of writing and critical thinking practice.

Feel like I'm transforming into one of those reddit assholes, but this genuinely is just a "skill issue" and you really do just have to "git gud."

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[lovelybrooke]

I love the differences between dating games geared towards women and men.

Dating games geared towards Women almost always have very little overt sexual content, and if they do it is a backdrop to a very interesting story that most people are actually playing the game for. The characters are realistic and complex, and the actual dating aspect isn't really focused on in most of the fandom beyond maybe fanfiction.

Dating games geared towards men are called something like "mommy-dom ranch 3", it's literally just porn and malware, and maybe it has gameplay, but the most is match 3 puzzles and more porn. All the dateable characters are women, and there's almost always one character who is a little too young looking.

Like I can't scroll through steam without seeing the largest most unrealistic boobs on planet Earth, but yeah Love in Deepspace is the real problem.

[hanpetos]

castes eremika is my passion

[softymuii]

Someone drunk 🤭🤭🤭