totally an alien joe :D

Alien named joe!!

[billowingangel]

I thought Tumblr would get a kick out of this

This quiz isn't just for white men; come find out what you would be if you were a white man, or if you really are one lets see how esp I am.

[joasakura]

Hahahahahahaha

Rude

[ltleflrt]

I'm not even going to do the quiz, I already know this is also my answer.

[glitterypin]

I didn't get a screenshot but it had an option to write in what sort of white guy you think you'd be and I put in "some unholy cross between the 10th Doctor and Jonah Hill from Superbad" and then I got this:

I was SO fucking right, I'm seriously impressed with myself.

[nastasya--filippovna]

This quiz should be illegal

@davidtennantgenderenvy @just-lightly-sedated @rbarrysncream @notnov8or @abiiii-ineffable @moriarty4life

[rbarrysncream]

@davidtennantgenderenvy my big brown cow eyes strike again

@macbethsperiodblood @superdemon552 @notnov8or @jasper-the-kid @ineffable-riddlebird-fan @grimmbunny24 @kamkazoo

[alrightlarusso]

it's calling me a loser 😞 ita probably because i am and cause i cant become friends with someone i want to become friends with 😝

tags: @princeloww @lesbianprincessrunninglikeaclock @beee-who + anyone else

[sickrottingangel-deactivated202]

lols , accurate ig?

tagging (np obvi): @blyatbuster , @celest4love , @vulnerablefawn, @yearningmoonlightprincess, @internet-death-idol, @failureboylikestocvt, @lilychan347 , @bisexual-bitch-on-crack, @totallyestrogen, @unluckyg1rlsyndrome , @tellmeimdisgusting, @literallyadarling, @pinkpixeldreamer, @yourfavvvintj, @f-f-f-f-fawn, @cinnamondyke, @omgkawaiidazai, @atomicgal ,@rotting-4youu , @m3hlia39 ,@meonykitty, @betteroffalive , @dxvidtxn , @bruiseddollsheartt + my other mooties who i can't remember rn(..)

[unluckyg1rlsyndrome]

BAM (this reblog chain is so long soz)

tags !! not forcing ofc o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o

@aj-b0o @ch3rryishmyl0ve @juliajuliacc @annabellasophie1 @esotericdreamgirll @evilandmedieval @indigo-val @v4ls-d0llh0us3 @darlingdollygirl @coraxoxo @posswesssed222 @secretowlladyofthenight

[v4ls-d0llh0us3]

i am not brunette nor do i have brown eyes but ok

open tags

[ssnogcb]

goodness gracious.

@faintingspell @piecewithoutwork @s0l1v4g4nt @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @tiredthing-idk & anyone else who wants to can. try this. i have not tagged people in anything in one million years so those whom i did specifically can throw rocks at me or something. i don't know. 😞

[1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow]

Was just feeling shitty and I am surprised by beloved mutual Crispin tagging me on a tag game here are my results

So what this means is I'm hot. Nice! @mossmakesstuff @c0nstantlyscreaming @piecewithoutwork @cabin10aphrodite @ouppy-offical @poorpastel-pain @d33r-p0urc3l41n-d0llz @lilithdeathbed and anyone else who wants to join!

[local-punk-bitch]

ty for the tag mold :D

Brown eyes strike again :)

@someones-here-for-sure @mossmakesstuff @c0nstantlyscreaming @feminism-offical @me-got-the-sillies-teehee @im-on-crack-send-help @imsoovermyfamily and uhh everyone who wanna join !

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Thanks for the tagggggg

I thought I was gonna get autistic guy but apparently not LMAO😭

@jadorediary @howeverulikeit @spook-mj @bar4432 @flavouredpotayto @highlycaffinatedcoffee @yourfavpisces2202 @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @padfootwaist @optimisticsonglove @ylhtscl @goddesslola000 @lanaslilsparklejumpropequeen @angel4cain @glamcore-baby @ravenoclock @axeedoll @everlong-777 @girlyglitterqueen @gaster-wd anddd whoever else wants to joinnn

[gaster-wd]

✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ 💣︎✌︎☠︎✡︎ ✈︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎💧︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 💣︎✌︎✡︎👌︎☜︎ ✋︎ 💧︎☟︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎✌︎☹︎☹︎✡︎ 🕈︎✌︎❄︎👍︎☟︎ ✌︎☹︎☹︎ ❄︎☟︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎ 💣︎⚐︎✞︎✋︎☜︎💧︎ 😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✌︎💧︎☝︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎ ☼︎☜︎👍︎⚐︎💣︎💣︎☜︎☠︎👎︎☜︎👎︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💣︎☜︎📬︎

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @frooglet @ch1mmy-error @riverman-offical @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @houseofcrack @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical

[james-offical]

I got the same one! We are matching!

@gotham-child-offical @x-offical @one-offical @kipo-offical @bromine-official @alien-joe-offical @human-joe-offical @man-offical @woman-official + open tags!

[alien-joe-offical]

can confir- i mean. what is a model? wow! such a beautiful man!

@black-death-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical

[alien-joe-offical]

woah just finding out about this minecraft thing

did you know you can fly ufos? theres also an option to pull up many different types of medieval torture devices!!

[homosexuality-offical]

why the FUCK does math have vocabulary and why is it SO GODDAMN HARD

[redmegarex]

the only person that went to hell is the one that put letters in math

[homosexuality-offical]

i mean. And hitler probably.

[zeus-offical]

// hey gang it's your local "fucking nerd" here. variables are incredibly useful because they can mean anything, and letters are the easiest characters to make into variables because we already know how to draw them. the real evil psychos of mathematics are the ones who decided that everyone should be able to draw a graph with pencil and paper perfectly and get a grade on it

[alien-joe-offical]

// i think the real evil person is the person who decided we need taxes, we shouldve been having fun and being creative or whatever we individually wished to pursue and find out about while also being educated, and not have to pay taxes smh (perfect world i wish)

[roxygen17]

Apologies for tagging people but @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @drinking-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @nblnb-god-offical

These are all the screenshots I’ve currently collected on this, if you’d like to add more please do, and if you would like me to report the bots just lmk

[drinking-offical]

to the person who made a c.ai bot of this blog, please take it down. I am not comfortable with it and definitely did NOT give permission for it. I don't like c.ai and am against genAI so either way I would have said no

screenshots provided by @roxygen17 and @chasethesleepdeprivedinsomniac ty guys

and @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical I'm so sorry to both of u as well wtf 😭😭

literally what I tagged under chase's post about satans one earlier bro:

[anarcho-boykisserism-deac2024-7]

If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs!

uhh

1- i'm bi(lingual/sexual/ohazard)

2- have a fursona but i swear to christ and all that is holy that i'm not a furry

3- i plan on learning to draw

@p2ii @mell-150 @incohesiveramblings @boot2004 @ysabelmystic @gokbukesstuff @picklewater

[mell-ominous]

I am transgendered My favorite band is Eletric Light Orchestra I've done 117% completion in hollow knight + every single boss on radiant difficulty

@poetry-feeling42 @necrobob @omochreach @picklewater @petalsbleedingbeak @jackawful @notasocialismjoke I'll also throw in @rhyothemissm @acornmaybe @autism-georg and @auntieautumn because they're my homies (I love you mutuals)

[autism-georg]

Aw ye let's see

I am 6'8" tall (2.032 meters)

Whenever I hear/think about the sound of metal against ice I have uncontrollable chills run down my spine that make me shiver and stutter in a very unusual way.

I enjoy having utterly pointless and asinine arguments, such as "this brand of potato chip does not exist" and "croutons are not bread"

So now imma tag @keenkryptonitenut @anxietyenthusiast , @call-me-copycat , @gothmommy69 and @coobk-blog to keep my tag lost short this time lol

[call-me-copycat]

Thanks so much for the tag @autism-georg ! (*´∀`*)

I get motion sickness very, very easily. I hate riding in any transportation because of this ( ⌯᷄ ·̫ ⌯᷅ก )

My favorite movie is "Vanishing Time: A Boy Who Returned" (highly recommend, it's in Korean though) ʕ ◦`꒳´◦ʔ

I currently am growing a Mandarin tree, some Carolina Reaper plants, and a bunch of Bok Choy 🥬 ( ¯꒳​¯ )ᐝ

Tagging: @tired-teacher-blog @twanettee @epickiya722 @196er-spec-evoposting

Thank you again for the tag! I hope you have a lovely day! (๑ˊ͈ ꇴ ˋ͈)

[epickiya722]

Thank you for the tag!! (⑉´ᗜ`⑉) 💜

My natural nails are long right now. Whenever they grow, my thumb and pointer fingernails' edges are curved but the other nails are more straight.

Currently working back on original stories, one in which I want to post for Halloween this year.

Any wallpaper for any device I own is made by me. Usually of my favorite characters and colors.

TAGGING: @icy-spicy @blackheart-beauty @hitomashi @z-mizcellaneous-z @pro-fixation @probably-notagoose + anyone else!! NO PRESSURE!!!

[pro-fixation]

Thanks for the tag Kiyaa!!

Ok um

1. I know 3 languages currently learning 2 more.

2. I am a little ignorant when it comes to myself, like I think I had 5 bi crises in the last 2 months but still am trying to believe I'm straight.

3. Im really good at redrawing, but without reference I'm absolutely shit teehee

Tags: @zoppzoop @bakugou-klancey-lance @kahtherinee @macksmilesback @possesseddog @vicaridoo @z-mizcellaneous-z + anyone who wannaa

[vicaridoo]

Thanks for the tag!

1. I’ve been trying to learn Spanish for the past 3 years

2. I like cucumber peels

3. My favorite animes are Demon Slayer and FMA:B

@pixel-nyx @funnythingsidk @wassupnye @crossiaunt @noodles-on-the-floor @adoubleneliese @harmlesschimera

[crossiaunt]

Thanks for the tag :D

1. I laugh at the worst moments

2. I tried to learn Swedish and failed miserably

3. I have almost died twice in my childhood. The first time was when I got coerced or pushed into a pool and blacked out, and the second time was when I almost pooped my guts out.

In my notifs? Sorry strangers

@jesse-wilder @thedepthsofmyshame @cugzarui @squ1dteeth @forevermagik @seraph-of-mikayuu @idril-fay

[jesse-wilder]

I used to wear (preferably fuzzy) socks to sleep in

I gave up partway through reading Pride and Prejudice & at the beginning of The Two Towers

I once got my ears pierced. Today, I no longer have pierced ears.

@anxiousanteaterr @laqustrine @exmeromotu @ghostkrow @generousnightfury @rowan-ginko @crabvariable

[ghostkrow]

Bet.

1- I have dyscalculia

2- Trans but pretty sure I'm leaning further into the Intersex area

3- and uuuuuh I have a bunch of mind drawers shoved full of useless and random information of things that won't be useful in any plausible situation at hand. Mostly animals.

Anyways tags:

@reindeer-riot @legally-a-bastard @necrodancerscrypt @amistakehadhappened @m1k4-undersc0re @fulgurite-and-petrichor @jesse-wilder

[jesse-wilder]

I'm trying to learn how to play the violin

Resident Evil (for me) ended when Miranda killed Ethan (the first time)

The first Discworld book I listened to was A Hat Full of Sky

@fancybac0n @the-not-witch-time-forgot @wingdingos @countthelions @starstruckwastelandangel @joyokosuka @walkasunder

[wingdingos]

1 - I'm learning Welsh! it's going badly but that doesn't matter ...

2 - I used to have 30k followers on tiktok when I was a tween and have never and probably will never reach that level of popularity on social media ever again (thank god)

3 - my music taste is basically everything! I've rarely heard a song that didn't have something I like about it

(feel free to ignore if you want) @roses-field @r7skt @win-gding @pastel-spaceace @sistema-jerimum @countthelions @viskozni-varhanik

[roses-field]

1. currently eepy right now i would love to sleep if it werent for the need to have stimulation

2. planning to emulate the switch so i can add a shiiit ton of mods

3. i have a bat fursona that i still need to design

okay 7 last people in my notifications, go @statesideshift @lys1th3a @s0lk @colonelparable @hermesshark @narrativecontradictions @robygoonn2

[canis-major-collective-deactiva]

Yooo first time getting mentioned in something like this let's go

1. I hate drawing with markers for absolutely no reason

2. I always sleep with a weighted blanket no matter how warm it is (idk just cozy)

3. My absolute favorite movie is The Princess Bride, mainly because I think Westley is hot (and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me on this)

Last 7 notifs are

@average-deltarune-fan @remsterden @lady-hibiscus @can-tab-eater-offical @lazy-b1rdy @baxieblur-turnip @time-travelling-chaos (if you don't want to be mentioned lmk and I'll remove you)

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Oh cool lessgo

My favorite movie is ALSO the princess bride!! And yes Westley is hot.

I named two of my cats after TMNT villains

I have about twenty unfinished crochet projects!! ToT

Lemme check my notifs— @the-first-imp-offical @duck-offical @mightyocelot @lemony-menagerie @uselesslesbian-she-they @gus-offical @goose-offical

[duck-offical]

hey, my mom crochets! That's so cool!

but umm...

I'm asexual (unsure on romantic attraction rn....), and some other fonts of queer

when i'm sad I wrap an electric blankie around a body pillow and cuddle it so it's like I'm being hugged :)

I actually run 6 offical accounts :D

Erm... @evil-bread-offical @hekate-offical @gus-offical @ironwolerine21 @knife-offical @virgin-mary-offical @cia-offical :)

[knife-offical]

oh boy

1 i do wrestling

2 i play 3+ instruments depending on what you count

3 im buddhist

@sappho-offical @onion-opinions-offical @u-haul-jesus @stormcloud3 @devils-advocate-offical @toadally-gay @thejimmycultoffical

[stormcloud3]

Alright, here we go!

1) I'm a part of 4 choirs (3 of which are run by my parents)

2) I'm training to become a nurse

3) My favourite food is chicken with a creamy mushroom sauce and rice

I'm still working out how tagging works, but I'll give it a go!

@toadally-gay @flowers4elise @offical-skittering-creature @holy-fern-official @imp-offical

[toadally-gay]

1- i live with 6 dogs (4 of them are mine, the other two are my grandmas)

2- i loveeeeeelovelove loveeeee the cold (like any form, just having the house be cold, cold weather, etc etc.) im pretty sure i love it so much cuz my temp runs kinda high and i get hot really easily so i like to have the cold and bundle up until i feel like a good temperature. and i just love the cold so :)

3- one time i shot myself in the eye with a nerfgun cuz i wanted to see how the inside of it worked. i was like 5 and it was my birthday and i grabbed this big nerfgun and put my eye right up against the end of the barrel and then pulled the trigger😭

@archangel-uriel-offical @cryptids-offical @mightyocelot @amethystspaceace @nofeetapartcuzimgay @c0nstantlyscreaming @gus-offical

[snomeraphim]

1 - I say I have asthma but technically I just normally breathe bad and have "rhino-virus-induced-bronco-spasms"

2 - I animate sometimes

3 - I actually never watched many of the "Disney Classics" growing up and still haven't to this day (eg. - Cinderella, Pocahantas, Snow White, etc.) @leviathan-offical @kola-without-the-coke @jehova-offical @waepenwifestre @facts-i-just-made-up @can-tab-eater-offical @sxgemeadows

[jehova-offical]

1: I have the curse(broad shoulders)

2: I very much enjoy sharpening knives and the like

3: I still don’t have a license :(

@the-angst-k1ng @the-first-imp-offical @agenders-offical @desirees-painkillers @algorithmpig @queenaquataine @purgatory-waiting-room-offical get tagged

[the-angst-k1ng]

1. I’m a figure skater

2. I collect MLP figurines

3. One of my special interests is meteorology

@grim-reaper-offical @vanitythevantropist @ink-for-dinner @vazaez @cartoondrawer @novazentryx @onion-opinions-offical

[onion-opinions-offical]

I did fencing for a quite a few years

2. I have asthma (my childhood was like 50% hospital visits)

3. I have magpie mentality: Ooooo, shinyyy… I NEED IT. (I‘m running out space to put things, send help)

@red-solo-cup-offical @raven-offical @poseidon-offical @moonelight @alien-joe-offical

[alien-joe-offical]

I'm a scorpio (wow crazy cool star signs)

i really like tetro danganronpa, its a danganronpa fangame created by Von Babbitt!! i am VERY not normal about it!! its in audio format and i love it so much :D (the second part is coming out in a few days and im so so excited :DDD)

I used to be REALLY obsessed with One Direction and Harry Styles, but now i really like James Marriott!!

so yeah thats three facts :D

@those-goddamned-stairs-offical @onion-opinions-offical @drinking-offical @fred-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical

[alien-joe-offical]

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical

what is a dumb blonde is that a tv girl reference

cough

i mean

gleep glorp

[fred-offical]

hi joe :3

[alien-joe-offical]

gleep glorp!!

hi fred!! i like your name!! so simple and basic like mine!

gleep glorp!!

[alien-joe-offical]

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical

what is a dumb blonde is that a tv girl reference

cough

i mean

gleep glorp