cerebral thunder

inactive bitch. go away.

[funeralplant]

Why can’t I just be happy...

Happy with thinking clearly for once in my life?

[whisperofvintage]

[plutorichh]

[satirredraws]

You can never go back.

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[spacetaemin]

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

[heck-yes-feminism]

[amberleaf]

Edgar Allen Bitch

[kinsaleroadroundabout]

F. Thot Fitzgerald

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Charles Dickens

[arthetic]

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

[easternmediterranean]

[notaficwriter]

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

[nickyvmlp]

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

[calkoscc-deactivated20181204]

Livin’ la Vida Loca

[akamxru]

now that adventure time is over lets all remember the best post

[gif87a-com]

[blueratroyalty]

What a gentleman

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[coral]

I sit here and tell myself that I gotta move on, that I need to start making myself happy, that you truly don’t matter and that I can be without you. Then I fall asleep and dream of you, wake up in sweats, wake up in tears and it’s like everything I told myself is forgotton.

[gaywrites]

Coming soon: MyTransHealth, an app connecting trans people to knowledgeable, reliable and affordable healthcare providers. 

19% of trans people have been refused healthcare because of their gender identity. 50% of trans people have had to teach their doctors about trans-related medical care. 28% of trans people have been harassed in medical settings. This app is desperately needed. Follow them at mytranshealth. 

[45caliberaspirin-deactivated201]

I AM CRYING HOLY SHIT. This is so important. You know I’m serious because I am actually using these things called capitalization and punctuation. You guys. Please. Please boost the hell out of this. It means so much.

[madmadcat]

*SLAMS THE SHIT OUT OF THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[inconjuncts]

omg pls make this international / not just US-centric!

[mytranshealth]

We won’t rest until every trans person on the planet has access to safe, affordable, and reliable health care. 

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[firebirdscratches]

yeeten?

[thisiswhymomworries]

YOOT

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I would say Relationship Goals but honestly more than that I would like to be a cat snuggling with another cat