[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

[gorps]

This website is so so so good

[soundandvisionsblog]

Dig his sense of humor.

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

“I think money is shit. You know… how much you spend on a thing… If I spend a couple thousand dollars on sushi for two, I don’t feel guilty about that. I do find that my happiest moments on the road are not standing on the balcony of a really nice hotel. That’s a sort of bittersweet—if not melancholy—alienating experience, at best. My happiest moments on the road are always off-camera, generally with my crew, coming back from shooting a scene and finding ourselves in this sort of absurdly beautiful moment, you know, laying on a flatbed on those things that go on the railroad track, with a putt-putt motor, goin’ across like, the rice paddies in Cambodia with headphones on… this is luxury, because I could never have imagined having the freedom or the ability to find myself in such a place, looking at such things. To sit alone or with a few friends, half-drunk under a full moon, you just understand how lucky you are; it’s a story you can’t tell. It’s a story you almost by definition, can’t share. I’ve learned in real time to look at those things and realize: I just had a really good moment.”

–Anthony Bourdain

[spidersdaily]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[sugary-sheep]

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

[neopeein]

I hate to do this but I need to sell the Alien Aisha I made a few years ago. I’m unable to work due to unmanaged pain from stage 3 (maybe 4 depending on what the biopsy comes back with) cervical cancer. It has a bit of a floppy head but is one of a kind. The ear antennae have wires in them. From the top of the head to the bottom of the foot is about 15”…22” including the ears. I have PayPal, cashapp, Venmo… I can create this as a listing on my Etsy if you’d rather do it that way. $125 ($135 on Etsy cuz fees and stuff)

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[transmortifried]

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

[anakachow]

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

[alienconstruct]

I feel alone a lot.

I’m fact, I am alone a lot.

this is good and bad.

it is an experience that I am grateful to have.

[alienconstruct]

been spray painting again.

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

[catchymemes]

[randymeekslover69]

fuck man its almost 2025

[sandmandaddy69]

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]