Alién P.

Name's Eva, but Alien is good too. She/Her are the pronouns whether ya like'em or not. Follow if you like card games, fighting games, gambling games, ancient games, history, philosophy, Kamen Rider, anime and a lot of related other stuff. TERFs and other sorts of violent haters, begone.

[alienposadismo]

[suicunesrider]

New favorite thing: TBSkyen feeding media literacy and emotional intelligence into the TADC fandom by refuting arguments that the finale / Jax’s writing is somehow bad or problematic

[alienposadismo]

So yesterday was my birthday, but also a workday.

I go to the restroom and check DMs... and see this gift by @resting-vibes .

And the sheer amount of love and care in selecting the components and composition is just... out of this world, like, in order there's:

- RestingVibes, the artist, on top left

- My GF Karolina on the mid-left

- Aoi Sakamoto, from Sakamoto Days:An Alternative Transitional Period, with trans glasses and hairclip cause Pride on the bottom left

- Asuka Kazama from Tekken but with the Aviator shades I gave her on my copy of Tekken 6 for PSP on the bottom right

- Mai Natsume from Blazblue, the transfem fighting game icon made by Arc System Works NOT named Bridget, and my favourite Blazblue character, on the mid-right

- Goldship from Umamusume above Mai, reminding me to post the Umasonas here soon like the creature it is

- Perri D. Kitsuragi, my One Piece DnD OC behind me

- D/D/D Zero Queen Zero Machinex, on the left of my head, the card I often claim was suspiciously based on me due to all the visual similarity with...

- ...the Kamen Rider self-design I made and used as a PFP for a long while, whose head is on the right of mine

- also it is all specifically drawn with a palette limited to red, blue, black, white and shades/combinations of those four because they are my favourite colours

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO POSSIBLY BE THANKFUL ENOUGH FOR THIS?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭

[zorionbbq]

ryoutarou goes to kamurocho

(transcript both in alt text and below)

series of 10 4-panel comics crossing over kamen rider den-o and yakuza.

comic #1: ryoutarou goes to kamurocho

ryoutarou walks past the red kamurocho gate and asks, "what made you want to visit kamurocho, urataros?" "wahh!! so shiny!" ryuutaros cheers.

ura-ryoutarou smirks, peering through his glasses at a pretty hostess. "a fish that's outgrown its pond must leap to new waters. and there's no bigger sea than--" "i knew it." everyone groans.

urataros strolls into the club, hostess on his arm. the manager greets, "welcome. our cover charge is... 11,550 yen." urataros's glasses crack. he only has 523 yen.

back in the dining car, kintaros, momotaros, and ryuutaros beat urataros senseless.

---

comic #2: this one's a real classic

ryoutarou makes his way down a crowded street. "i know urataros-tachi want to have fun, but we should be a bit more careful...."

he bumps shoulders with a passerby.

suddenly, the passerby is on the ground, wincing in pain. his friend shouts, "damn brat!! you better pay up for my bro's hospital bills!"

the pair then stare at ryoutarou, who is collapsed against a shattered wall, sitting in a pool of his own blood.

---

comic #3: can't be cool if there's nothing to look away from

a bloody momo-ryoutarou leaps at the scammers, fist wound back.

opponents discarded in a heap behind him, momotaros grins and flicks dust off his shoulder.

a beat. ".......why aren't they exploding?"

"they're not imagin, stupid momotaros." ryuutaros says. momotaros whips around with an "ah!!!" as the hospital bill total gets so long it runs offscreen.

---

comic #4: it's for you and it's free

the clown bob utsunomiya says "you seem tough. did you come for the coliseum?" "the what now?" momotaros frowns.

"it's where fighters from all over the world battle to their hearts' content, get stronger, and win cash prizes." all the imagin and naomi stare up in amazement. "we're sold!"

"sometimes it is a fight to the death though. just thought id--" bob gets cut off as kin-ryoutarou lifts him into the air and shouts, "where can i find such a place?!" "let's go!! let's go!!" ryuutaros joins in. ryoutarou fails to interrupt. "wait, did he--"

bob points at a small building. the park toilets........

---

comic #5: hey this is just like the jail cell fight from yakuza 0

two figures face off in a caged arena, surrounded by a roaring crowd.

the loudspeaker rings out, "american fugitive daniel feldman! versus newcomer ryoutarou nogami from japan!" daniel the beefy wrestler glowers at ryoutarou, who stands frozen in fear.

"no weapons! no mercy! hold on to your hats, folks! this can only end in a gruesome beatdown!!!" the vampiric announcer strahd pumps his fist.

ryuu-ryoutarou cheerfully levels a pistol at daniel's head.

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comic #6: i knew it smelled 2005 in here

"round 1 goes to ryoutarou!!" the announcer blares, as ryuu-ryoutarou jumps in the air making peace signs.

"he clears round 2, and still hasn't taken a single hit!!" kin-ryoutarou smirks, cracking his neck.

"but will his luck hold up against the reigning champion of the coliseum?! the mysterious hannya-man!" a figure approaches, wearing a demon mask and tuxedo.

momotaros stares at the mask's horns. "is he mocking me...?" "nobody can see you, momotaros..." ryoutarou assures.

---

comic #7: breaker form

kintaros blocks a swing from hannya-man's baseball bat. "he's strong!!" "what the hell?!" momotaros cries.

"as expected of the biggest fish in-- oops!" urataros narrowly dodges a knife.

with a flashy handstand, hannya-man kicks ryuutaros, whose eyes light up with joy.

hannya-man and ryuutaros breakdance together, battle forgotten. "guys... hey guys..." the announcer prods. "i'm glad they're having fun." says ryoutarou.

---

comic #8: a cockroach's catchphrase

hannya-man launches momo-ryoutarou with a kick.

"GRAAAAHH!!!" momotaros crashes back into a burst of lightning. urataros gasps. "an electric fence?!" "if only deneb were here... he's immune to electricity." ryoutarou muses.

"we could push him as many times as we want!" ryuutaros says, imagining shoving deneb into an electric fence. deneb says "oops! i'm alright!" urataros sighs. "and what would that accomplish...?" meanwhile, momo-ryoutarou frowns, burnt and smoking.

"i'd push yuuto in, too." ryuutaros concludes. "ryuutaros... being cruel to others is no good..." ryoutarou chides, as an imaginary fence-shocked yuuto screams "OWWWWWW"

---

comic #9: it did unspeakable things to his mind and body

"why don't any of us have a useful skill like that?!" momotaros grumbles. back in the dining car, urataros taps the side of his head. "speak for yourself, senpai. i can breathe underwater."

"maybe if you trained more, you could too." kintaros says. momotaros gawks. "are you trying to kill me, you stupid bear??" an imaginary momotaros sits cross-legged on the ocean floor surrounded by sea life.

ryuutaros lays across a dining table, kicking his feet. "you're a peach. maybe you'd protect him from food poisoning." "don't underestimate ryoutarou!" kintaros boasts. "the man's always had an iron stomach." "actually, i can't take credit for that." ryoutarou chimes in. "hm?"

"it's all thanks to nee-san..." ryoutarou pictures a beaming airi handing him a glass of garlic juice. "i see..." everyone says.

---

comic #10: i'm, coming!!!

"we need to end this! ryoutarou's body is at its limit!" urataros shouts. "i know that, damn it!" momo-ryoutarou raises the rider pass. "momotaros, wa--" ryoutarou doesn't get to finish.

"HENSHIN!" momotaros transforms into den-o sword form, arms raised in his signature pose.

den-o and hannya-man stare at each other across the arena. nobody moves.

the announcer drops his mic and the audience's eyes pop out of their sockets. "IS THAT FUCKING KAMEN RIDER?"

[alienposadismo]

[alienposadismo]

So, fun fact - I have a tattoo on my right shoulder. Full design at the end of the post.

Not sure how many of yall know that. It's a Karashishi - this dog/lion that protects shrines with the same unending resolve I strive for when it comes to defending what I care for...

...and I sure forgot to tell the artist behind that one Karolina Birthday commission 😅

So yeah, did a teeeeeny tiny edit via Ibis Paint and Layer Opacity. Which is deeeeefinitely not an excuse for me to show off how goshdarn cute and pretty we are together again. :3

God I love my girlfriend so much. Will definitely protect her at all costs, for sure.

[shin-asakura]

Seeing people liking my old posts is so funny im sorry that was old me, now i dont care about most of stuffs 😭😭

[alienposadismo]

Me with the SakaDays memes I made

[kosmogrl]

it’s such a weird feeling too…

[frankensteinposm0]

I really really hate when it t

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

People will say that trans women are dangerous and then you meet one and she’s just some girl named Luna who hasn’t had a hug in twenty years

[alienposadismo]

Yukipi moodboard I suppose? I dunno what to call it, point is, I did the whole "remove the background and leave just the character" edit thing again. Feel free to use wherever with credit.

[alienposadismo]

Fun fact - this girl right here, from War of the Adults? Back when the chapter released (I think it was ch.6 or 7)? Got me obsessed for no reason, for sooooo fucking long.

Major influence on my ideal looks. Mind you, all she did was be an example of the average Minato girl in the WotA world. Case in point, the panels I roughly edited her out of:

Like I am sorry, Ms.Yuki, you got NO business looking like this and being a mere one note side character. So I isolated her from her panel and gave her a colorscheme.

Could be better, yes. Still literally me.

Especially with the latest chapter HAVING HER IN THE SPOTLIGHT ALL OF A SUDDEN, WOOHOO, MORE CONTENT OF MY GLUP SHITTO BABYYYY

But yeah, that coloured render I made her helped @resting-vibes get an idea of what I look like (not at time of writing, but still), which led to the portrait he made of me...

Which led to the glowup I got in the present I commissioned for Karolina's birthday from an actually paid artist.

Still no Tumblr profile for both, but yeah, artist is an NB friend, and they are such an amazing person for cooking up that gem in like, 2 days. Deadass can't thank them and RestingVibes enough for giving my endgoal a concrete appearance.

And all cause of Yukipi from War of the Adults. Crazy.

Hopefully whoever's reading this by some miraculous odds gets to find and/or refine their ideal desired self as a result.

Cause having one of these sure is awesome.

Even if I don't know what my style of drip is called. Soft Goth? Chill Emo? General Comfy?

[alienposadismo]

Sooooo I got myself a partner for this year's Trans Prom :3

Once again, shoutout to @zaigg for the concept itself etc. Gotta say, as little of an edit as this is, it sure does the trick and that sure makes me smile.

But yeah, consider this a liiiiil announcement bonus as you meet Karolina, my Italian transfem GF. :3

I'll see if I can get her to make a Tumblr, and if she does, expect a ping in the comments~♡

[alienposadismo]

Oh yeah trans prom is a thing.

Work is also a thing though, keeping me tired as FUCK.

Eh, I'll cook some mishmash photoshop up, now that I have that official endgoal design and all.

[alienposadismo]

So a month or so ago I got surprised by the portrait on the left, drawn by @resting-vibes using the reference board on the right made of things I have called Literally Me.

Needless to say, now I got a sort of clear endgoal in life beyond the basics. And lemme just say, I did NOT expect this one portrait to keep me sane as effectively and consistently as it does!

Now we just hope it all goes right and I end up achieving this look and happiness.

All I know for sure is that I either live as this kind of Eva or die trying.

No matter what.

🏳️‍⚧️

[shin-asakura]

Olruggio is voiced by g.ojo's VA ahzjabxnsx but surprisingly i didnt even recognize it (or maybe i was too excited that i didnt focus on it lol)

[alienposadismo]

...I cannot escape this prick, can I

[fruitpunchfrog]

Yeah sure Natsuki. Just okay.

(Natsuki ver.)