In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

[annushorribilis]

[toastbutteregg]

not all heroes wear capes

[valtsv]

instead of having unnecessary conflict between arts & humanities and STEM majors we should all just team up to bully the real losers: people who go to police academy

[ferreandhiscat]

me a history major: never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Business major Chad: what about side by side with a friend?

[theshitneyspears]

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

[reginaking]

[moonemojii]

[crooked-antler-man]

“Haters and losers” wtf. He’s like a middle school kid with a twitter account.

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[arktham]

The Emperor’s New Groove 2000, dir. Mark Dindal

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[saturnsupremacy]

Guys their names are Emmett and Cullen 🥺

[flannelshirtvampire-deactivated]

I wanna hug whoever is out there naming zoo animals and their emotional support dogs after twilight characters

[stonerbella]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that an ancient Roman oracle once prophesied that “Caligula had no more chance of becoming emperor than of riding a horse across the Bay of Baiae”. After becoming emperor, Caligula ordered ships to construct the largest pontoon bridge in history, and rode his horse across the Bay of Baiae. (x)

[kyloren]

HERCULES 1997 | dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

[ayellowbirds]

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

100 years later new orleans is still Like That

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[cheese-greater-official]

The guy in the corner has the face of a man who has witnessed a murder and is absolutely loving it

[call-me-bitchmael]

That teacher is working so hard to keep his cool but I am a teacher, I speak teacher, and that man is having the best day of his entire career

[panicatthefandomboy]

This is the kind of shit teachers sign up for.

Dudes enjoying a kid taking the class serious all prepared for a full on combat discussion.

If you’re teaching that topic and a student walkes in with a full prepared diss track you’re secretly hyped as fuck.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Full video. His name is Christopher Justice!

[rip-paramour]

CHRISTOPHER JUSTICE INDEED

[shittinggold]