Hi, Lauren here! Just trying to make her way through the maze we call life. This used to be strictly an Orphan Black blog with the occasional cute animal, silly text post, and lots of tag ranting by me. But you'll definitely see other shows with awesome ladies on them here as well cause im a mess so why not. If y'all ever want to talk or just tell me things, my ask is always open, everyone is welcome, come on by anytime! I really love all my Leda clone children protect them at all costs. I love Alison Hendrix more than there are arts to craft and glasses to wine. Raven Reyes deserves all the happiness in the world (the show wont give it to her but a girl can dream). Lexa deserved better. Root is alive and happy kicking butt and taking numbers with shaw/bear/the machine (i dont make the rules). Delphine Lives 2k16! Bisexual Sarah Manning 2k16! Forever an emotional wreck over the dearly deaprted Detective Beth 'sassmaster' Childs (shes not dead i just miss her). I love Sarah Stubbs bc she is the literal embodiement of the alison hendrix fandom and a precious cinnamon roll and #1 hendrix hugger. Krystal Goderitch is a beautiful badass ray of bedazzled beautician sunshine and i'm very much in love. I live a TMas and EBro appreciation life. Also a badass ladies who are actually played by the most adorable of dorks appreciation life. If anyone needs me, i'll be over here chillin in the ballpit having a glass of wine with all my totally completely 100% still alive fave characters!
Do you remember the time when SoccerCop was a thing? Because I do...
oh man that was such a good time honestly. those were the days. i’ll never forget it. it was and is the ship of dreams. the mary poppins bag of ships as it just keeps on giving. a never ending supply of feels if you will. like i’ll never be over it not in this lifetime nope not a chance!
PDA mutual definitely. You've helped keep me sane during some Bad Times. Thanks for the positivity. ♥️
aww thank you anon you’re very welcome! im glad i could help spread some of that positivity for ya. gotta keep up the good vibes amarite. i got you boo!
1. the cool mutual
how they ever decided to follow u and why they still do is a mystery to u. sometimes you post such incredible bullshit ur surprised they signed up for this. u get incredibly happy seein them on ur activity page. you cant believe it. bless this mutual
2. the drama mutual type A
if theres ever discourse on ur dash or drama of any sort, this is the one u turn to. they have everything about everyone on their blog and if you ever wanna lurk this is who u go to. honestly, where would you be without them.
3. drama mutual type B
if theres ever discourse on ur dash or drama of any sort, this might be the one behind it. they vague, they namedrop, they start drama and ur intimidated by them but u still stick around, probably because theyre also really cool. u just hope they wont vague u.
4. the pda mutual
says “ i love you guys “a lot and a ray of absolute sunshine on ur dash? their posts are just uplifting and make this hellsite a lot more bearable. theyve probably sent u a really sweet message once too, and u could probably message them about anything. an angel.
5. the silent one
they almost never make text posts, they never post selfies and only answer the occasional ask. just a constant stream of aesthetic. maybe u think theyre neat but ur too scared to actually IM them. regardless u hope they have a good day.
6. the kpop mutual
ah, yes. that one you followed for god knows what and now they post only kpop. u dont even know what their url was before this or who they are. you probably dont even know about anything about kpop aside from those big selfies they post from twitter everyday.
7. the funnyman mutual
u see their posts from time to time on ur dash and feel happy knowing ur mutuals makin it. makes a lot of sans jokes too. and piss and vore too maybe. closely tied with the cool mutual at times
8. the old mutual
uv followed them for so long u dont even know what they first posted, but theyre here now and u feel like friends seeing how long its been. u reply to each others posts and occasionally send asks. might be the kpop mutual at times
9. The Flirting Mutual
Are u dating this Mutual? Who know? You live 3000 miles apart but you call each other the most annoying pet names and occasionally drop into their inbox to leave sweet nothings as a Joke (??? But is it really a Joke???)
10. Same Neurodivergemce Mutual
Both ur heads r both fucked in about the same way, creating an everlasting bond and sharing of coping mechanisms
11. Big Name Fan Mutual
They got noticed by the official Tumblr for your favorite show but you knew them when they had 7 followers and a goat. Until they started getting hate for their Opinions you didn’t even realized they had 5K followers.
12. Discourse Mutual
Integrates a healthy amount of political news and opinions into ur dash, u know how the rising popularity of quinoa is affecting the working poor in Uruguay because of them.
13. Mystery Mutual
A specific kind of old mutual. They changed their icon and url, but you recognise their mode of typing and their tagging system. You can’t place why you know them or when you followed them or even why you still follow them, but they’re here and you feel compelled to leave them on your dash for old times sake.
14. Fan Wank mutual
Hates the same parts of a show that u do. Sends you seven different links to the same post so that you can bitch about the tags on all of them. You would both fight someone to the death over your opinion of season 4.
