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@alistheflyingplatypus
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years
HAAAA
good rpf morning i hope everyone has a good rpf monday and a wonderful rpf week and a blessed rpf month and a heavenly rpf year
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head.
I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
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dear smut writers,
to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever
a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes
so when you say things like this:
I am imagining things like this:
@funnier-when-objectum
THIS CANNOT BE LEFT IN THE TAGS
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Hey love, I got some questions too : 16, 27 & 30 🫶 Safe to say I enjoyed reading (and discovering!!!) your work this year and looking forward to read what you will publish next year 🥰
Hey queen ❤️ thank you for asking, and thank you for listening to my mad ramblings about all the fics that I'm attempting to write 😂 (although it's only fair imo, you're the one who turned into Sherlock Holmes to find my AO3 lmao, now you have to handle the consequences)
16. What's your most common "additional tags" tag ?
To absolutely no one's surprise, it's both Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics and Idiots in Love 😌 I may have a few very clear obsessions lol
27. What do you listen to while writing?
Oh girl you know that's going to be a LONG answer 😅 I'm the type of person who listens to music no matter what they do, and lyrics or high energy don't really distract me so I listen to a LOT of shit while writing, and the angrier/louder the better. A7X, Orbit Culture, Landmvrks, Ashen, Architects or Imminence are among my faves for writing, but I've listened to a LOT of To The Rats and Wolves recently (it works very well for writing about EC lol). I often listen to techno as well (I love Pendulum for ex, and all of the techno remixes of famous songs are delightful, especially when it makes you feel like you're surrounded by construction machines), and for some reason the Pet Shop Boys are also one of my go-tos for writing
Oh and there's a GREAT album by The Voidz, which is called Like All Before You, that I listen to a lot while writing - it's far more chill than what I usually like, but it's so atmospheric it puts me right into a writing mood!
30. Biggest surprise while writing this year?
I didn't expect that I'd be able to write as much or as consistently as I did! I tend to get bursts of inspiration and write non-stop for a few days and then just stop, so applying myself outside of those frenzied moments to actually finish a fic and get it to a point that I'm satisfied enough to consider posting it is very different, and it's something I hadn't done in a long time so I'm agreeably surprised to see that I can do it (and even manage to edit things although I despise editing with all my heart 😂)
😘😘
The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
(link to the full concert)
15, 17 & 18?🫶❤️🥰
15. What WIP are you taking into next year with you?
I'm NEARLY DONE with the last instalment in the hier kommt dir Sonne series, so I'm hoping it won't be a WIP by 2026 (although it'll take me some time to edit & publish it entirely bc, well, it's 50k now 🫠 - but it's just missing an epilogue at this point!!), so I'll say that incubus!Nico story that has been plaguing my every thought recently lol (I blame the shorts)
17. Your favorite character to write this year?
I'll have to say Kevin. There's something very comfortable for me in writing from his PoV, I really like the humorous tone that his character so easily brings out in my writing!
18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?
Daniel, I think - it took me so long to get his PoV sounding somewhat right in feels like home 😭 Because he's a bit more discreet I feel like it's harder to find a point of entry to give him an individual voice (and I'm really not sure I suceeded in that), but it was a fun challenge!
Thank you sm for asking 😘
It's been such a pleasure reading your stories this year. 🥰 Give me 2, 19, and 29 please?
I'm so happy you've been enjoying my fics!! Thank you for supporting my writing so enthusiastically 🥰
2. How many works did you publish this year?
9! And I've officially gone over the 100k words landmark on AO3 🥳 it's all because of EC 😂
19. What's one pairing you want to explore next year?
I want to keep exploring Nico/Kevin dynamics because I'm obsessed with them lol, but I'm being more and more drawn to the EC Polycule so I kinda wanna dip my toes into that, too- the only thing stopping me rn is that I am absolutely terrified of having to deal with more than two characters' emotional landscapes (and don't get me started on the limbs. I literally put Nico in handcuffs in Director's Cut and still spent half the time I was writing it wondering where everyone's hands were 😭)
29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?
The academic nerd in me is thinking of a passage in a Gladiator fic I wrote earlier this year that is inspired by René Girard and talks about idols and sacrifice and cathartic violence, while the gremlin in me can only think of: "If a true love's kiss doesn't do the trick-"/"Then what, a true bro's fuck?" in Happily Ever Alter because I made myself laugh far too hard with that one
Thank you for asking 🥰
5, 7 & 10 please? 🩷
5. What work of yours got more feedback that you expected?
I've been very agreeably surprised by how active readers are in the EC fandom, so I'd say all the EC fics I've posted! I mainly write for myself (to exorcise the kinky thoughts from my brain lol), but all the feedback has definitely been motivating me a lot to write!!
7. If you use song lyrics, which artist's songs did you pull from the most?
Avenged Sevenfold my beloved 😌 I love M. Shadows' lyrics, especially in the two most recent albums (and in Nightmare, but it's generally a bit too heavy for the stuff I write 😅)
10. What work was the quickest to write?
I'd say boiling under my skin because I was basically in a trance when I wrote it, I spent entire nights writing because it just wouldn't leave me alone, preventing me from sleeping lol (and then I left it in my drafts for two weeks because I was insecure about it 🫠😂)
Thank you for asking 🥰
ao3 wrapped [writers edition]
How many words have you written this year?
How many works did you publish this year?
What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?
What work of yours has the most hits?
What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?
Favorite title you used
If you use song lyrics, which artist’s songs did you pull from the most?
Pairing you wrote the most for this year?
Favorite pairing you wrote for this year?
What work was the quickest to write?
What work took you the longest to write?
How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?
What’s your longest work of the year?
What’s your shortest work of the year?
What WIP are you taking into next year with you?
What’s your most common “Additional Tags” tag?
Your favorite character to write this year?
The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?
What’s one pairing you want to explore next year?
Which work of yours have you reread the most?
How many kudos in total did you get this year?
Which work has the most comments?
Did you do any collaborative works this year?
Did you write any gifts this year?
Did you receive any gifts this year?
What’s your most common category?
What do you listen to while writing?
Favorite work you wrote this year?
Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?
Biggest surprise while writing this year?
