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Beck. 23. Super grumpy gay. Sailor in the US Navy. From Texas, hanging out in Bahrain. Baker. Author of fantasy and contemporary fiction.

[ckrd7]

Miss Josette Saltzman, escorted by Miss Penelope Park.

[deathgripspussy]

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

[s3xmage]

Mulan

[deathgripspussy]

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[niggazinmoscow]

I’m printing this tweet and putting it on my desk

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

FACTS

[pussysideup-deactivated20251203]

lena just gets on with her life every episode even tho shes been manipulated into horrible situations by her abusive mother and almost murdered by her brother several times WHILST getting blamed for everything they do NOT TO MENTION been thrown off a fucking balcony and been absolutely sure that she would die in the fall yet she ISNT EVEN FAZED by it is honestly?? unrealistic

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

my soft headcanon (a.k.a. not my real headcanon but it’s nice to think about) is that she would totally hella break down (i mean she looks like she’s permanently on the edge of tears) but Kara keeps hanging around and her gay just kind of short circuits it all.

She’s too gay to function, even when that function is to proceed to have a mental break down. 

Exhibit (g)A(y):

The first time she has a close near-death experience-

So she’s like… “this is… absolutely fine.”

In fact, it’s better than fine. Because the next time she’s in danger she orchestrated the whole event to be dangerous and invited Supergirl.

And if everything goes to plan, Supergirl will save her and Lena’s fantasies will be satisfied.

But it doesn’t quite go to plan because Lena has to fix the device, ending up saving the day herself.

She tries to salvage it and hook up anyway, saving be damned, but somebody decides to drop by.

Then, the next time she hears an opportunity for danger-

And that’s why Lena isn’t all traumatized like she should be

Then, the next time she should be Traumatized™, post-every one blaming her for her her mother’s jail break and post-her mother kidnapping her and her almost dying, she’s too busy heart-eyeing Kara and sitting in the after glow of Supergirl saving her and carrying her home.

Her issues are just… always delayed from being processed because she’s gay

In conclusion: Lena totally is fazed, she’s just overwhelmingly gay. 

[understands]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Reblog. This could really help someone out.

[briswayze]

Reblogging because I remember the days I had to do this so my baby girl could eat

[nudiemuse]

Feed the babies

[its-a-different-world]

#FeedtheBabies

[richardgoranski]

Ihop has kids eat free every day with the purchase of an adult meal 4-10pm!

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[the-polyhedron]

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

[violetohara]

I just told him!

[supersugoiboi-deactivated202010]

[krxs100]

Repeated Rapist and Former Baylor frat president Jacob Anderson indicted for sexual assault will serve no jail time, not be registered as sex offender and only has to pay $400 fine

Anderson was accused of raping a 19-year-old woman at a 2016 off-campus party his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta, threw under his leadership as frat president. During the party, 

Anderson took the woman, who was intoxicated after receiving a drugged drink from him, outside to a “secluded part of the grounds” where he then sexually assaulted as while she was gagged and choked. The victim lost consciousness during the attack, at which point Anderson left the scene, leaving her nearly choking to death on her own vomit.

Anderson was initially brought up on for these alleged crimes, and charged him with “unlawful restraint” instead, for which the office recommended three years of probation, a $400 fine, and counseling.

This is the 3rd case in which this same judge has been lenient towards sexual offenders.

HERES HOW YOU CAN HELP

Sign the Petition 

CALL THE JUDGE: Ralph Strother

Phone: [phone]  Fax: [phone] 

CALL ATTORNEY WHO OFFERED PLEA DEAL: Hilary Stokes LaBorde 

Phone: [phone]

DEMAND JUSTICE!!!

#StayWoke

[richardalexanderrr]

WHAT THE FUCK

[bread-also-salood-deactivated20]

again, i hate america

[b00bconnoisseur]

Messed up shit what the FUCK

[averruncusho]

THE JUDGE’S NAME IS

RALPH STROTHER

DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY

OR TAKE IT BY FORCE

[japril]

It was a high-pressure situation and the officer made a judgment call.

No. There’s no judgment in that call it was just a reaction. You see skin colour, we all do, but the reaction that you give to a white kid versus a brown kid in that split-second that’s measurable fixable difference. Bias is human. You have guns. You are using guns, so yours is lethal.

We aren’t racist. We just never know who has a gun.

I didn’t say anything about racism. That’s bias and lucky for us bias is fixable. You have protocols in place. Those can be adjusted. You can fix it or you can keep pretending that it doesn’t exist at all. Kids are dying. This kid is dead. For what? So many people that are just like him are dying.  For what?

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[bloodytales]

[unclefather]

[keeperofseeds]

[allerod]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

[spelledslots]

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[marisatomay]

when i come across a fic with a long, lowercase title (perhaps with parentheses) that’s over 20k words and only one chapter

[leightum]

random things i want to see in legacies s2

penelope returns

the kids all play spin the bottle, the witches cheat so they can kiss their crushes

penelope returns

josie has a lollipop in her mouth, penelope walks up and takes it and puts it in her mouth

penelope returns

flashbacks to how posie got together/ first kiss/ the break up

penelope returns

[secondclassvines]