Your friendly neighbourhood cup

I am what my username says, an all-knowing cup. So ask away, mortal.

[jejejijiju]

URGENT, PLEASE!

I recently adopted a kitten (she had fallen down a drain) and today I took her to the vet urgently because she was vomiting and oozing pus. I was told that she has an infection in her uterus (it's basically full of pus) and that she needs urgent surgery, plus she has tested positive for erlikia.

Even with all my savings, I can't cover all the expenses for surgeries, remedies and other aftercare.

Please, if you can donate, buy me a commission or at least reblog this post, I would be eternally grateful.

at least I need 350$

https://ko-fi.com/jejejijiju

https://www.paypal.me/Ypsilon16

unlimited commission slots. Oc, fanart, literally whatever you want

Her name is Margarita

Bug sheets: 50$/60$

one bug: 6$/12$

Little bugs:

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[all-knowing-cup]

I also know about the suffering this guy endured over that harsh winter

[pencilskirtbypulp-deactivated20]

just me my bottle of vodka my 2L bottle of coca cola zero my cigarettes and my tumblr blog against the world

[log4]

you have the lifestyle of a victorian street urchin

[pencilskirtbypulp-deactivated20]

not true as i have neither the dexterity nor sleight of hand necessary for pickpocketing

[log4]

so you're an unskilled pauper?

[pencilskirtbypulp-deactivated20]

to the poorhouse i go

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[alessandriana]

ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day

Documents show that ICE has gone back on its decision to not use location data remotely harvested from peoples' phones. The database is upda

Stolen from the Electronic Frontier Foundation:

[mikkeneko]

Here's a link to the EFF page that contains this information:

How to Disable Ad ID Tracking on iOS and Android, and Why You Should Do It Now

The ad identifier - aka “IDFA” on iOS, or “AAID” on Android - is the key that enables most third-party tracking on mobile devices. Disabling

On Android 

With the release of Android 12, Google began allowing users to delete their ad ID permanently. On devices that have this feature enabled, you can open the Settings app and navigate to Privacy > Ads. Tap “Delete advertising ID,” then tap it again on the next page to confirm. This will prevent any app on your phone from accessing it in the future.

On iOS 

To see which apps you have previously granted access to, go to Settings > Privacy > Tracking. You can set the “Allow apps to Request to Track” switch to the “off” position (the slider is to the left and the background is gray). This will prevent apps from asking to track in the future. If you have granted apps permission to track you in the past, this will prompt you to ask those apps to stop tracking as well. You also have the option to grant or revoke tracking access on a per-app basis.

Apple has its own targeted advertising system, separate from the third-party tracking it enables with IDFA. To disable it, navigate to Settings > Privacy > Apple Advertising. Set the “Personalized Ads” switch to the “off” position to disable Apple’s ad targeting.

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[confusedtree-deactivated2013092]

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

[okthatsgreat]

do you ever find yourself in an elevator or a bus or a train car with a bunch of people and think to yourself damn we’d make a compelling ensemble company for a black box theatre play or a novella of some kind should something go wrong here

[vetchtibbles]

james and the giant pronoun

[i-am-a-fish]

hey bro, can you give yourself some grace? cut yourself some slack? maybe treat yourself with the same patience and love you offer to your peers?

[pokkin]

I am actually sick of the bug mush

[pokkin]

this house is a prison

[wolfdisguise]

she rosencrantz on my guildenstern until the both of us are dead

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[sp1resong]

[izzybellgee]

[bananafofana-split-lady]

[cradle-of-darkness]

[rainyydoves]

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[dots-and-loops]

[licks-many-trees]

[importantcatpics]

[thatlavendergremlin]

A reminder that this tumblr is not a safe place for any kind of bigotry.

You'll never be "too gay",

And be unapologetically queer 🏳️‍🌈