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au where clone wars Obi-Wan gets de-aged to his padawan self (about 25) and the clones learn that two padawans and ten years actually MELLOWED their Jedi general in terms of how much of an asshole he is. They’re all expecting young obi-wan to be his peace keeping Jedi self but instead they get the man that had fun explaining how the trade federation would rip Jar Jar apart and called 9 year-old Anakin a pathetic lifeform to his face.

Unsuspecting clone after walking into a mission briefing: sorry sir! Didn’t know you were here!

Obi-Wan: it’s alright, I also forget I have working hands that can knock

Cody and Anakin: ???

Or

Grevious: General Kenobi

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: have I gone mad, or is a hodgepodged droid holding a lightsaber?

Or

Ahsoka: doesn’t the council forbid using republic funds for non-mission purposes?

Obi-Wan, while slamming his second shot: I don’t see how that’s relevant

Anakin: OK WTF

beardedmrbean

how to commit to the bit properly

dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

merlinmumbles

Okay but who's the one human actor playing?

introsquirrel

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

@modmad

I appreciate the skill and being tagged

s-t-a-r-c-o

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

sator-the-wanderer

I raise it to

a-fucking-velociraptor

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dajo42

this is the happiest day of my life

laloon

keranos-god-of-storm-crows

Too soon

saheeli-rais-wife

65 million years…

randomslasher

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).

So it’s all good!!