The Least Stereotypical Cognitive Functions Post Ever
Extroverted Feeling (Fe) - Helping people with everything! I don’t let people carry things themselves, and if an old lady didn’t want me to help her cross the street, I’d tell her exactly why she should value other people’s help!
Introverted Feeling (Fi) - I never help anyone, because apparently I’m just too different! Me, do something to promote harmony? Not if I don’t want to! I’m usually chill, but when I get passionate about something I WILL RANT FOR DAYS!!!
Extroverted Thinking (Te) - You, go there! You, make me coffee! You, stop smiling! That’s right, I’m the boss, and you better do what I say, because I’m the bluntest, rudest person you’ll ever meet! Care about feelings? What are those?
Introverted Thinking (Ti) - Let’s debate things until you’re incredibly mad at me, and I have no idea why!!! It’s so much fun, and I love being argumentative! Also, I don’t know what smiling even is. I tried to do a scientific study on the matter, but it was inconclusive.
Extroverted Sensing (Se) - I’m the most risk-taking person you’ve ever met! Jump off a cliff and onto a plane that will take me over the ocean where I’ll jump into shark-infested water and somehow manage to not die? Sure, sounds like fun!
Introverted Sensing (Si) - I never change anything! I hate change. Change is the worst thing ever! I like my routine, my old teddy bear I had when I was a kid, and if we don’t have that one food on Thanksgiving every year I’m going to be heartbroken!
Extroverted Intuition (Ne) - I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS!!! I never get anything done, because I keep getting more! I can’t focus on anything for more than a
Introverted Intuition (Ni) - I’m sooooo psychic! I can tell exactly what everyone’s going to do and say five years into the future, and I have a detailed plan for what I’m going to do in response! I have no idea what’s going on around me, and you could probably draw a mustache on my face when I’m deep in thought about the meaning of the universe without me even knowing.