KanjiBeLitty

Kanji/Devin 22, Chicago. MoneyCounterCountItUpFfffftBeep

[catchymemes]

Via @Jammho (Twitter)

[beelzbat]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[d4c-lovetrain]

@onnanoko-sekai being horny on main is a crime

[memoriesrecollected]

do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out. do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother. do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse. do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind. do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings. do not tell her you love her just to have sex.

do not tell her you love her. Krystal Gonzalez  (via memoriesrecollected)

[guam-deactivated20240602]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bassiter]

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

[surprisebitch]

me when i was in the closet..

[blissfullyinfatuated]

Boobs are really fucking nice

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[yourladyindank]

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd

[choochoobear]

Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”

[lasombritas]

do they know

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

[romancesuggestions]

Tell me about yourself. Your dreams, passions, fears, and insecurities. I want to know everything, so I can love you even more than I already do.

[romancesuggestions]

I fall for you harder each day.

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[loveysapphic]

wait

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[raveezus]

SZA (feat. Travi$ Scott) - Love Galore

[pettycentral]