things i found and liked

25. Female. New York. 

[kylesbogusjourney]

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

[ileolai]

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

[gonnedeletethissoon-deactivated]

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

[allessa-eilise]

Slash a man can also claim a headache to avoid sex ... ?

[rnints-deactivated20131114]

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

[secretgaygent]

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

“what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car”

[asamislayto]

#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

[klutzisthenewsexy-deactivated20]

“Don’t you have something to fix somewhere.”

[allessa-eilise]

this made me laugh wayyy too hard

[allfandombooks-blog]

[insidethebookreader]

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[fiercereadsya]

Our #MortalDanger #readathon starts today! 

[allessa-eilise]

Now THAT is an opening line!

[insidethebookreader]

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

All it can do is delay it for a while.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[el-garbo]

tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS

BUT THREE

AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME

[tifferini]

Teen Wolf “Sins and Virtues” - Lust - Kate Argent

[neveragioia]

you just don’t believe.

[sibleymary-blog]

[kiramour]

ASUE au (x): THE BAD BEGINNING

Dear Reader, 

I’m sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about one very unlucky child. Even though he is charming and clever, Derek Hale lives a life filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book, when the child observes two trespassers on his land, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at his heels. One might say he is a magnet for misfortune. In this short book alone, the youngster encounters a greedy and repulsive villain, too tight t-shirts, a disastrous fire, a plot to murder what’s left of his family, and a wolfsbane bullet for breakfast. It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. With all due respect, Stiles Stilinski

[lushcola]

[allessa-eilise]

I MUST HAVE IT.

[korramakos]

judging you

[616marvel]

Don’t play with Fire

[eskatoad]

"That is one good looking family, huh?" "That’s one happy family."

what is this family doing to me oh my GOD