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I THINK GLITCHYROBO WOULD KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT HDG THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE SHE INVENTED IT! AND THEN PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO WOMAN COULD BEAT HER IN THE RING OF KINK!

cockadventure

i should probably jack me penis today i think

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

fidelcostco

IM TRIYNG BUT I CAN'T BC I'M STRESSED

great

delivery guy threw my bananas this morning well thats just fine you might as well. and fuck my tight little hole while youre at it. and beat me. and beat me senseless

deaf-goat

no other webbed site has this. you think you can open threads and see something like this? bluesky? hell no. home grown and certified fresh tumblr original right here. thank you for your service cottoncandylesbo

cottoncandylesbo

my name is -> CANDY😈

i am -> 7'3"

my status is -> ROWDY & SEXUAL

christianstepmoms

Me Skump

jame7t

Hi Skump

wolfertinger666

I love you "any pronouns are ok/they is ok ig" girl who clearly wants to be called "she/her" but people suck so hard

you can do it, you are a girl, you can be a girl.

wolfertinger666

she/her makes you feel happy and fuzzy I know it, you are a girl no matter what. seriously. don't water yourself down to appease people especially Transmisogynists.

seraphina-aureline

artist: spicymancer

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

dorothylarouge

funfey

You are not staying in the tags

princesspineberry

This is by the way an actual plotline in one of the comics (Spider Girl #11, 1999)- Jameson sees the titular spider girl and assumes that spider-man has transitioned specifically to torment him.