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[kushblazer666]

[allihaveisnothing]

What side of Tumblr do I need to be on to find advice to deal with a real asshole of a (soon to be ex) brother in law that is just the absolute worst...

Like I am used to dealing with a selfish one that only calls when he wants something...

But this one...oh he sucks.

Like he is embarrassed my sister needed a cane and is already dating some chick right after my sister had brain surgery.

The divorce papers aren't even started. My sister is just finding a lawyer.

Like they haven't even told their kid or grandma and he is making social media out of nowhere.

I keep telling her to just throw the whole man out but jfc he makes me think jail wouldn't be bad if the reason was right...

[boddlecaps]

[boddlecaps]

That time of the year again!!!

Last year I wrote a silly little article on the most auspicious day if you're interested: https://binghamtonreview.org/rex-manning-day-and-the-economy-of-bad-taste/

[devonsawas]

Happy Rex Manning Day!

[allihaveisnothing]

Tell me why I have fics started for movies and shows I haven't even fully seen but can't figure out how to end the WIPs I've had for years about stories I know by heart...

I am my own worst enemy.

[galadrielaaa]

My dudes I just realized what day it was and rushed to tumblr.

Can’t believe I almost missed our most important holiday.

[allihaveisnothing]

Same...

[gwennkoi]

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

March 2026 be like

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[pseudomantis]

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

[gheycowboyespressokell]

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

[aquilacalvitium]

Don't even buy the console, don't let them think they can get away with this

I refuse to live in a world where a console cartridge costs eighty fucking dollars

[doofus-and-dragons]

Im perfectly content with my outdated switch, especially if it means I don't have to pay 80 dollars for a game that repeats over and over (I still love mario but come on)

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i have no idea how he accomplished this

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is an undergrad in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been a month and two weeks since i made this post and i opened the cupboard today and noticed that the crackers were opened and a bunch had been carefully slid off the threads. i went over to my brother and was like ‘dude holy shit did she find them???’ and he was like ‘i dont know!!!’. cue my mom coming back down the steps wanting to know what we were saying about her. we had to tell her, and apparently this was what happened:

a week or so before, my dad, who is an EXTREMELY smart and well-read guy, found the crackers and assumed they were a manufacturing defect. like he told my mom that he thought it was interesting how the machines using thread to line up the crackers for the sleeves forgot to cut the thread before they went in the sleeve for the box. my mom was like ‘idk……i think i sense some shenanigans…..i dont know from who or how but theres some shenanigans going on in this house’ and he was like ‘no really thats so interesting how they must use thread to do stuff at the cracker factory’. he didn’t take the sleeve out before opening them up, and therefore didnt see the tape closing up the other side. when he came downstairs my brother took the sleeve out and showed him, and he was mildly surprised, like ‘huh i just assumed thats how they made the crackers lol’ and he just went on with his life. the cracker saga has been consuming me for the past month and after all that this was how it ended. idk what i expected but at the same time somehow this was a fitting end

[pati79]

I had not seen the ending and it’s THE BEST

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

[dsudis]

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

[relevant-catnik]

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[wordsandshadows]

that is CLEARLY two completely different dogs

[trickstertime]

Dogs? There's only one dog. In the first picture.

[sothisisablog]

Happy Ides of March!!

[gabyluvsxena]

[mental-breakdown-machine]

tumblr every ides of march:

[street-of-mercy]