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trying on a metaphor
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Back on this hell site only because this clip from the (2nd season) Simpsons made me cry and reminded me of me n my boy and these uncertain times we live in and therefore it was good. Good enough to share in a space I wonât check in 6 months or whatever.
Back on this hell site only because this clip from the (2nd season) Simpsons made me cry and reminded me of me n my boy and these uncertain times we live in and therefore it was good. Good enough to share in a space I wonât check in 6 months or whatever.
Just poking my head back in. A year later.
Will likely be absent for another year, lol. đ¤ˇââď¸
Hope yâall are still alive. âď¸
As an actual update, I do feel better having left tumblr and donât really miss it. Something about it is just painful, more so than fb and even Twitter. The humor ainât even worth staying for when there are âbest ofâ pages all over fb. Fb and Tw have its own personal pains for me too but đ¤ˇââď¸đ¤ˇââď¸đ¤ˇââď¸ Seriously I hope yâall are still alive and kicking ass and doing good things for yourselves. đŞđ
Just poking my head back in. A year later. Will likely be absent for another year, lol. đ¤ˇââď¸ Hope yâall are still alive. âď¸
In case anyone wants to know, Iâm taking a break from tumblr!
DFTBA, you crazy cats. đ
please do not accuse 15 yr olds of being pedophilia apologists. theyre misguided children. if an adult is spouting pedophilia apologism they are a danger and should be attacked, but if a child is then they are IN danger of becoming a victim, and need to be informed for their own safety.
word⌠a lot of teens get groomed to think illegal age gaps are normal and if you make the kid feel like theyâre the bad guy it just cements the idea further :(
not to mention that most kids literally and physically CANâT understand how young they seem to older people. Kids donât canât grasp their young-ness until theyâre old enough to look back and really see.
So for a young person to imagine a young character in a relationship with an older one, they donât see the problem. As adults itâs important we take the time to educate kids about this, but donât condemn them if they donât immediately understand because theyâre not able to see the big picture yet.
Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her itâs because sheâs already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.
ok itâs happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card⌠and my hair is not shaved in this photoâŚ
this is wild⌠i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
what the fuck dude
You look like my plumber
no offence but thatâs the funniest thing anyone has ever commented on my posts
me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*
Me, 35 years old: *finds a cool stick on my walk to work* Iâm Gandalf.
Me 23 years old: i wish i was this cool
@thewurdsmith
Woah
I want it
I absolutely want this I was in color guard I would wreck the shit out of you
Foiled!
Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute driveâŚ. This happened.
Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. Iâm going to put you back.
âNO!â
I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.
âNO!â
Catching you and putting you back now.
âNOOOOOO!â
Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.
âNoooooooooooo!â
very tiny quiet âborn to be wildâ plays
if disney is soooo hell bent on these unnecessary sequels then i want princess diaries 3 WITH the ORIGINAL CAST. im talkin julie andrews, anne hathaway, chris pine, heather matarazzo, raven symone, the WHOLE LOT!!
i want the movie to open with miaâs narration on a black screen âso, its been a while. let me catch you upâŚâ and then youâll hear a baby cry and chris pine interrupting the narration being like, âhon, can you put the diary down and give me a hand with the twins?â CUT TO CHRIS PINE AND ANNE HATHAWAY CHASIN AFTER THEIR ROYAL TEEN CHILDREN COS THERE IS SOME DRAMA BECAUSE ITS 13 YEARS LATER BITCHES
while mia and nick sort out their kids, clarice and joe roll up to the palace with News. Its time for mia and nick to debut their kids on a royal international tour, cue montage of World Tour Prep feat. Their Pubescent Teens BUT WAIT THEREâS A HITCH AND THAT IS MIA AND NICK NEVER GOT HITCHED !!
this wouldnât normally be an issue, especially since mia abolished the marriage law before ascending the throne years ago BUT the law is firm that in order for miaâs kids to eventually inherit her crown they must be her legitimated children by blood and marriage. no worries, right?Â
EXCEPT mia doesnât want her kids to experience the responsibility of royal succession looming over the remainder of their childhood as it did with her own at 15. on the other hand, nick has never known anything else and sees no problem with raising kids to become rulers because he and mia will make sure the mistakes of the past are not repeated. and though neither can admit, this conflict is the reason theyâve never married after all these years. meanwhile their kids are growing up fast and life awaits them, but what kind of life? Will Mia and Nick tie the knot? Or will Mia be the last Renaldi to rule Genovia?
FIND OUT IN PRINCESS DIARIES 3: THE ROYAL WORLD TOUR
YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED RIGHT
idk man sometimes yâall act like everybody is supposed to stay the same their entire lives and if they change or try to become a better version of themselves then theyâre âfakeâ or something
A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think youâve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or itâs way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial credit dramatically improves your grade over a zero, and Iâm always astounded by how often even the smartest kids donât really comprehend that. 60% is worlds better than 0%. Even 10% is going to help you. Letter grades are misleading and are not created equal. âF"s are mathematically valuable. Turn that late assignment in.
âSir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!â
Translation:
[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]
Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, arenât you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no âthank youâ? Well, youâre welcome.Â
Iâm NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife
i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low itâs not a âi want people to see my cleavageâ thing because itâs not that and i donât even unbutton it low enough for that but itâs me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm
this is todayâs mood
