All Of The Below

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[fini-mun]

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

[my-cat-said-no]

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[chickenfarmersan]

[elreyputo]

My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[capnsaltsquid]

This is the ONLY valid way to play open world games.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

I just wanted to use the microwave

[raindrops-on-radishes]

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

Put what back

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[liberal-memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

[4444555666777888999]

I’m the girl crying

[westernyouths]

Oh my fucking god

[pajamboree]

im 100% the drunk girl trying to hype up her crying big tittied friend

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[dinuguan]

‘til paul do us blart

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[egirlradicalism-deactivated2020]

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

[nutsacktorturer]

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

[tastefullyoffensive]

Classy af. (via Iris_Elisabeth_)

[halharl-infigar]

Guess it didn’t work since that baby is roastin him

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

LMFAOOOOO