Professional Mess

I'm Ali. My heart belongs in the mountains but currently resides in small town Iowa. I like art and my sense of humor sucks.

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[dollargenesis]

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

The Newest & Clearest photo of Pluto.

[navigaero]

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[esachicaa]

this made my entire body relax

[candiikismet]

I love this

[disneyprincessmodelworld]

[b00otyfriedrice]

I love her ?

[dionskiies-deactivated20210920]

me. 

[fuks]

[cuntanadien]

Is she ok?

[zamosvelour-blog]

yeah but she died 

[despazito]

this was written by a passive aggressive blog

[connorcornell]

[1010ll]

View this post on Instagram

[brucebocchi]

you know he had to do it their way

[writing-prompt-s]

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

a child

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da

[black-kids]

[braedroll]

chaotic good

[medusasreprisal-deactivated2019]

babies running with phones is the best thing ive witnessed in my lifetime