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So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:
imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups
*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??
Hello I would like to add to the confusion:
That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)
⬆️ morning glory
#amazing work everyone hit the flowers
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Oh I’m not risking it! I’ve seen Holes and know the risks!
Keep those yellow spotted lizards away from me!!!
Don’t know who this girl is. Don’t care. I’ma reblog this before something bad happens
I love myself and my family way too much for me to just scroll past this
OOHHHHH THAT LADY ALR
I’m not sure who this is but I’m also kinda scared so reblogging to not fail my 2 exams
I don’t need any more bullshit in my life
I know better than to forget her
I ain’t risking that shit
Not risking it 👀 I never thought Holes would find me here
when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though
contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID
gather round ye children of the omegaverse, it is time (for knot ep 6)
Before we even start yesterdday I had this all ready i was rearing to go and then i realized it was monday. CRUSHED so i was. onto the episode!
Daddy issues ft. whatever type euphemism this is:
remembering pursuit of jade and just thinking
this poor man was having the WORST day of his life
I love Asian dramas when people get sick. IDK if it's just cultural or for the drama of the show, but everything is so serious. A paper cut? Oh no, we must carefully put iodine on it and bandage it up properly. A fever?! Quick! Rush to the hospital! You're feeling under the weather? You simply MUST stay in bed!
Like bro are you fr? I live in the netherlands and if you can breathe you can work. I've had to work and excuse myself occasionally to throw up in the bathroom and come out and keep working. And HOSPITAL?? for. a fever? a mild infection? a broken leg? If I had a 41 degree fever and no urine output for 24 hours, i'm not even sure my GP would let me make an appointment. I tore my pcl earlier this year and my doc literally told me to walk it off (i mean it was a minor tear but it hurt like a bitch)
Being a pantser and learning about your characters and story as it flows out of your brain and into your manuscript and then having a plot twist unfold right in front of your good seeing eyes is like:
I feel like I have to reiterate that I have a very poor relationship with my biological father.
They said "he has stage four bowel cancer and likely won't survive past three years" and I said "nice, nice"
The man said "please come see me before I die" and I started tapping my watch
been playing a lot of sudoku lately…
the first day of august: *arrives* me, immediately: must prepare for christmas