guess i'm back on this hellsite

[the-lizard-lord]

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Hey y'all! As of today I have a ko-fi, where I will be posting my original WIP, Call of the Void.

All the chapters I have there currently are free to read, and I will be posting more tomorrow for contributors. Seeing as I am extremely broke, anything you wanna give is highly appreciated.

Even if you don't feel like contributing, come check out what I have for free so far. I'm so excited to share my baby with people :)

Love,

Lizard

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I’m married to my brother/father

Turning this into a tag game

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil

[artemisiamasterofnone]

defuq?

Uhhh

My school friend(? Ish) is into BDSM

@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @flyerguardian @mellocomplex @onanisttique @ilovecoveysongs

[soil-clown]

I am ✨faithful✨

@onanisttique @reapkusho @a-weirdo-works @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @itsrubyrose45510 and everyone else

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I dont care how big your room is im setting off an axe bomb.

[infinitelypurple]

Unimark👍

Open tags

[ozzyfromscotland]

that’s a vauxhall corsa

[the-lizard-lord]

Is this a can opener?

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[the-lizard-lord]

Might as well

[xiuyawn]

MII SHEN JIU IS CONFESSING!!!!!!!

[xiuyawn]

…….?

[xiuyawn]

BRO.

[xiuyawn]

SHEN YUAN?????????

[oifaaa]

I couldn't think of anything better

[the-lizard-lord]

Your steadfast commitment to the bit is one of the many reasons I follow you. May the Fourth be with you.

[milkcioccolato]

IVE BEEN SEEING SO MANY NEW MAUL FUCKERS AND LET IT BE KNOWN I WAS AN OG I WAS ALREADY HERE IVE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 20 YEARS

[cyclic-abelian]

The anime is wonderful.. I am so inspired! i needed to finish this right away!!

[myriadsofmayhem]

SCROLL BACK THIS IS NOT A CLIP FROM THE ANIME!!! THIS IS FANART!!!!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[noxer]

"Bury My Mother Pale and Slight (Myla's Song)" - Amalgemotion

A little bit of Hollow Knight in your Star Wars

I wanted something simple, yet emotional. I think i like it. It was a bit difficult to distribute the characters among the verses. Some fit perfectly, while others have to be interpreted. Like, "the lady, lovely and pale" suited Padme well too, but i choose "the writer" because of, well, a broken heart (i guess you can interpret the senator as a writer, in some sense?). "The sage and his sons all three" was also good for Yoda and his lineage (Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan). That's why I didn't take the last verse, because I couldn't find suitable characters for it (you can write your own ideas if you want).

But otherwise, I like the result.

[flcrnts]

even they were weirded tf out

[the-lizard-lord]

If I got hit with this level of synchronized disgust, I would disintegrate on the fucking spot

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[jasontodddidnothingwrong]

I love those fics where the Justice League first realise Bruce has kids, but I haven't seen a single one where they do the math

Superman: *looks from Batman to his kids, then back again*

Superman: I thought you said you were in your thirties?

Batman: Late thirties, but yes.

Green Lantern: *gestures to Nightwing and Red Hood* These two are like 30!

Nightwing: Rude! I'm 26. I don't look that old, do I B?

Red Hood: yes

Nightwing: I wasn't talking to you, gumball. Besides, at least I'm not 21 being called 30.

Red Hood: At least I didn't have to stay home from patrol last week because I threw my back out, old man

Nightwing:

Nightwing: *launches himself at Red-Hood knees-first*

Batman: Boys! Stop fighting! You're both full of youthful vigor

The Flash: *shaking his head* Babies having babies

[oifaaa]

Question! For your east blue girls au how does sabaody play out? Id assume Kuina would still end up at Mihawks castle and Kaya could benefit from the Boin archipelago by learning how to use the plants in combat but also for medicine, but what about the rest of the crew?

Yep Kuina goes to Mihawks and Kaya gets to hang out with beetle man, Reiju as well still goes to kamabakka as she'll learn good recipes there also how to not be ashamed of having emotions the only girl that doesn't go to the same island is Nojiko i think shed go somewhere that loves guns idk is there a usa themed island in one piece

[pinkelotjeart]

There infact IS a USA themed island out there somewhere

[oifaaa]

Well i guess we know where Nojikos heading to

[the-lizard-lord]

She flies back to Sabaody on a giant bald eagle

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers