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if my cat could speak she would say that life is agony and then ask for a menthol cigarette. actually, she’d ask for the cigarette first I think.

byjove

I teach her how to talk using one of those button systems like that poodle and she just keeps says PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. NEWPORTS. NOW.

spooksier

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

spooksier

in our defense this is oil

687687675765-deactivated2023011

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

nierreplicantver122474487239

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

nierreplicantver122474487239

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

mareep-is-transfem

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

ambassadorquark

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

one-time-i-dreamt

quixoticalpostsager

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

muppethole-deactivated20240312

im cryingg thank y mr henson

rostbef

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

cosmiccatboyfriend

and he was right!!!

wizard-at-large

He’s just like me fr

abandonedography

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

certifiedlibraryposts

Certified Library Post

azzandra

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

joeyclaire

hermey the elf was transgender

joeyclaire

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

joeyclaire

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

the-floof-king-deactivated20250

“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”

“I’m trans actually”

“No son of mine will become a dentist!”

vikingofficial-deactivated20241

I suffered this now you have to

whetstonefires

dried chile

leadoffdouble

this is cruel and NOT funny. Chile only uses this position when defending itself from predators; whoever took this photo obviously put Chile in a stressful situation for “likes” and “follows”. please stop reblogging this.

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202

Honestly where would we be as a society without the "if I had a nickel for every time [x] happened, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" meme. Perfect meme to express confusion that something happened two whole times which is not a LARGE number of times, usually, but for this specific thing that is a lot of times. We owe Doofenshmirtz everything

wordwizards

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

bloggerihardlyknower

I want this to be an Easter egg for speed runners in a video game. You normally find the boss playing the organ if you play for the normal like 20+ hours that you would be required in a standard playthrough, but if you horse tilt noclip through the castle in BK mode you find the boss taking a piano lesson.

mooncaps

The Bowling for Soup single “1985” was released on July 27th, 2004, which is 19 years ago today, and if you can do some quick math, you’ve already worked out that the year 1985 was 19 years before 2004.

In other words, we’ve officially hit the point where the song “1985” is now as dated as the things it was referencing.

mapsontheweb

Maximum PDF document size supported by Adobe Acrobat.

15 million inches by 15 million inches, to be precise.

by Udzu

galaxywarp

Can’t stop thinking about this 236 mile long theoretical PDF. Talked about it on the phone with my friend earlier. PDF longer than the country of Belgium. Forbidden yet technically fully supported 236 mile long PDF. I’m obsessed.