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This used to be organised but now it’s a mess, much like everything else.

[ohk4te]

holy golden hour? please have three angles of this gorgeous light as a ‘happy monday’ from me to you

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[tastefullyoffensive]

[teeroy]

[sadiesinkt]

BLACK MIRROR: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

choose people who choose you.

[birdasaurus]

[astrodickology]

Male fantasies male fantasies Male fantasies Male fantasies everywhere im so sick of it im sick. Of. It.

[zonecassette]

[buddhabrand]

only millennials take pictures of their children

[brianwilson-deactivated20161027]

my parents only painted impressionistic portraits of me, as all good parents should

[mst3kgifs]

Have you guys thought about what you want for Christmas?

[ostolero]

[lassoway]

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

[lassoway]

my favorite renaissance painting

[chokosnails]

[mori-sempai]

[spacehunter-m]

reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

[goddamnidiot]

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

what’s her secret

[cutenessradar]

Kid - Ohh no my balloon Cat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a moment Cat - Here’s your balloon kid Kid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me

[tokkeki]

[its-arrested-development]