Almighty Djinn

My name is Jonathan. I'm a college student in Orlando, FL with some free time. I post a lot of video games, particularly Nintendo, or any dumb gay humor I find on here. Don't unfollow me, I know where you live. My face The derp Formerly something-less-gay.

[elladrondelibros]

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay

[darktauros]

the only moodboard that matters

[rebeccasugar]

I’m so excited to officially announce “The Answer” children’s book!

Cover art by Elle Michalka!

I was so glad to get a chance to adapt this story into such a timeless format, and to work with two of my absolute favorite artists, original Crewniverse members Elle Michalka and Tiffany Ford!

I’m so in love with how this book came out, and I can’t wait for everyone to see it! It’s the classic story of how Ruby and Sapphire fell in love, but told in an entirely new way.

Please check it out soon! Thank you so much!

[ianjq]

This is really good and cool and if you’re an SU fan you want to buy it!

[xtelos]

[piteousgate]

Gay Timeline

1900s-1950s: gays dont exist yet

1960s: the first gays appear, good time for hippys

1970s: gays learn to play music, invent disco

1980s: AIDS happens… big time government fail

1990s: gays start to take stand

2000s: gays achieve equality thru civil unions

2010s: then take it too far with social justioce crap :\

[weloveshortvideos]

sorry sneezy

[t0nysoprano]

leave her alone white devil

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

[beardednegro]

Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.

This version is much better.

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

omg it’s so much better with the conclusion

[90sjamz]

Big and Loud | From Cats Don’t Dance  (1997)

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the best part is that her actress was twelve and her singing voice was eleven

like

this is an actual child being a terrifying little shit and that is amazing

[ranchoenthusiast]

God DAMN the animation was flawless in this movie.

[jelloapocalypse]

This is still one of the best Villain Song sequences of all time and this movie is great

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[brib0t]

[mythoftheslayer]

magnezone now you can watch to your heart’s content

[magnezone-deactivated20170108]

my tender, small gay little heart 

[korrasami-xoxo]

1 year ago… ;_;

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

I rly hate this

[almighty-djinn]

Can we talk about how he's pulling his pockets forward to fluff his crotch

[mushiest]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[sharkchunks]

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

[fuks]

[fuks]

leave him alone

[disgustinganimals]

watch your wallets

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[failisuck-deactivated20151124]

[profeminist]

Tampons are a “luxury item”

[gehayi]

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

[mousathe14]

That’s.., that’s insane.

[lezzbro]

what the fuck did i just read