There Is Nothing Of Value Here

28 • Lex • Bi • Wannabe Arsonist

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

Black indie animated projects that you should check out!

I thought I’d share the ones i’ve seen and link the channels in light of recent events. beating myself up for not having done this sooner tbh

Wheels and Roses - roller derby & magical girls!

The Three Tomes - a vampire love story

DizzyCat - slice of life adventures of 2 cat siblings

Crocodile Dance - a thriller combining myth and Afrofuturism

Furious and Fat Cat - comedy about 2 childhood friends who reunite as roommates

The Ebony Witch - disney/don bluth inspired fantasy series

I Don’t Want To Be A Magical Girl - yall probably know this one but I’m putting it here anyway

Please reblog with any that I missed!

edit: check the comments for more recs as well!

[dead-core]

i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

[5altwaterfall]

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[bishopony]

Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware

[bishopony]

So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you.

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[you-peoples]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

eternal agonies and endless torment

[eternal-agonies]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[endless-torment]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT YOU TOO

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[a-l1ttle-time]

hey

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT AGAIN

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo

ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news

[beautiful-news]

no, I am.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I must choose my next words very carefully

[very-carefully]

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

[you--people]

Aw man :(

Why me specifically?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

‎‎

[lnsert-name]

[response]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:

#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día #es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación #op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer más números #sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico #publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo #¿qué carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri #futuro publicación patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando #esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You...

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

thank you this is really gorgeous

[really-gorgeous]

no?? I am

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

[starting-thisagain]

i couldn't help myself

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

[the--fey]

You rang?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT you

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

What do I even say to this

[00this]

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

[goose-shoes]

@a-l1ttle-time

[a-l1ttle-time]

H E Y

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

hey

[4-the-horses]

Did someone say "hay"?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com

[tumblerdotcomm]

Please get off me, you're really heavy

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

yeah have you even CONSIDERED this

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

sí alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... ¿mi?

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???

[gimmick-blog-yaoi]

...I've always been here??

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi

[gimmick-blog-yaoi-01]

I love my twin 👏

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

HOW MUCH GIMMICK BLOG YAOI IS THERE??

[the-howling-void]

‎

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

please help. it's so dark and scary in here

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

this is what's happening to me right now and you're calling me a coward

[thinkingabout-girls]

can i be a hater for a second. i think everyone’s new year’s resolution should be to reblog more art

[thinkingabout-girls]

btw art does not just mean drawings. reblog drawings and gif sets and fics and meta and edits and moodboards and anything else i may have missed. reblog people’s creations

[uinferno]

[hbmmaster]

did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy

[wobbuffentanyl]

[hbmmaster]

[wobbuffentanyl]

[kelcipher]

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[luxiomahariel]

and not one william dollars !

[stellaluna33]

I just had the sudden epiphany that Jingle Bells is a Car Song, in the same tradition as songs by bands like the Beach Boys and Jan and Dean. "Let me tell you all about my Sweet Ride. Here's a story of something that happened to me when I was drag racing my Sweet Ride. Isn't it fun having a Sweet Ride?"

[thelovelygods]

[bogleech]

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pirate archivist group scrapes Spotify's 300TB library, posts free torrents for downloading 86,000,000 tracks — investigation underway as mu

After books, music is the next target for Anna's Archive.

[uboatheflesh]

if you dont have soulseek, theres another way to get my music if you are broke! if u want any digital release of mine for free, just DM