han

crap

[almostasideblog]

poopy farty let’s have a party

[b0nkcreat]

being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

[cocaineteas]

[dovv]

me eating the yogurt that turns you gay

[moved-alto-otogi-deactivated202]

imagine being called "imagine dragons" and having nothing related to dragon

no album art or merchandise with dragons, what a waste of a title

[nyancrimew]

the dragons are left up to your imagination

[k1mkardashian]

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

[turtletiiime]

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

[k1mkardashian]

fingering myself

[amygdalae]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[spiribia]

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

[roguemonsterfucker]

Why does instagram want me to buy the Grinch’s balls?

[grinchler-vore-fanfic]

How much?

HOW MUCH????

[roguemonsterfucker]

$3.86 apparently.

[bittersweetblasphemy]

target audience

[roguemonsterfucker]

Oh no.

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

[wizardpotions]

[wizardpotions]

Reblog this post to kill 1 (one) cop!!

[wizardpotions]

Thank you for your service

[supermariomamafucker]

[supermariomamafucker]

His fine underwhater because its seal

[slutatron-3000]

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

[albertnatural]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️

me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering

the highwayman: I’m the highwayman

[pangur-and-grim]

my cat smells like mildew and is always damp with her own saliva

[pangur-and-grim]

sorry

[toskarin]

pokes you with a stick

ah... that was my last health point... goodby

[nyancrimew]