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she/her

[averagefairy]

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

[theweirdwideweb]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[greelin]

honestly? this is the shittiest timeline + version of me imaginable like.. don’t have claws. don’t have powers. not even 5′9. what kind of bullshit. what’s the point

[internet-sentences]

I knew subscribing to notifications from this libertarian think tank would pay off

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[fishbizkit]

Could…could that phone change your gender? 

[mothurs]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[angelicguy]

list of pvp enabled zones

-machu picchu

-the bass pro shop pyramid

-kentucky

-parthenon

-top of the leaning tower of pisa

-staples stadium

-this one dominos

-skywalker ranch

[vital-dust]

[senseitive]

me: im just worried i wont find someone that loves me for me. i dont want to settle u know?

uber driver: we’re here

[mfjrr]

[sugarmoonaki]

[jncoes]

(x)

[rosewater1997]

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]