*boop*

| 16 | lesbian | I can't really believe it myself, but I have a girlfriend | scared of my own opinions | scared of everything really | I post whatever |

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

new followers, what post brought you my way?

cremation question, beer witches, how to be a crow, vampires are awkward, bisexuals can’t flirt, etc

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if you don’t remember it’s because you never made the choice to follow me, i just appeared

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[blogdeactivivvvated-deactivated]

Controversial opinion, apparently: Don’t hit children.

[blogdeactivivvvated-deactivated]

It teaches them to obey out of fear, instead of for good behavior’s sake.

Even then, it has mixed results and often makes defiant children.

It causes long-lasting psychological issues that follow them to adulthood.

It ruins your relationship with that child because they will not trust you.

[airagorncharda]

A handy chart:

[mechandra]

hot take: spanking counts as hitting your child

[fuumas-remade]

there are people in the fandom who can

write fanfictions

draw fanarts

create gifs

think of theories

edit stuff

and then there’s me

[timesalad]

But there’s you, who

Read our fanfictions

Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts

View our gifs

Support our theories

Are amused by our edits

You are just as important as the rest of us.

[tevlek]

All the fandoms should see this.

[friendzoned-kenobi]

❤️❤️❤️

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

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where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’

[linoondles]

oh hey it got more adorable

[beejars]

how do I unsubscribe from anxiety

[thegolddig]

Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

[nicejewishgirl]

btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror

[victoriankeysmash]

Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days

[zooophagous]

How the fuck was this photographed

[autumngracy]

How the fuck was this photographed

[lurantics]

[slog420]

I think some people on here are gay

[borbamenasmoved]

duality

[borbamenasmoved]

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

[homunculus-argument]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[the-blue-butterfly-effect]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

[hungwy]

Poe isn’t scary I think but he’s a good writer. Thanks

[moistcardboard]

That bitch from starwars got a book?

[hungwy]

Yes, I keep it in my wine cellar. Come with me while I retrieve it…

[moistcardboard]

Sure! What could go wrong?

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[gluten-free-pussy]

Are cats even real?

[pardonmewhileipanic]

short answer? no

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

Visit Original Link

WRATH

[homestuckandmore-deactivated201]

JESUS

[finntrollinabox-deactivated2015]

i guess i won’t ever sleep again. thanks. 

[hey-its-tommy]

WHAT THE fCUK DID I JUST LISTEN TO