Psychosexual Warrior

Haha noooo don’t fall into the perpetual cycle of death and rebirth your so sexy 😛

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[maykitz]

i have no idea what the context is but i can make a pretty good guess

[senatortedcruz]

[shiveringsoldier]

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[alolanexeggutors]

Lord just take him already hasn’t he been here long enough!!!

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[a-hemhem]

"Are you happy now?"

(find some ref. on TL that very suit Shane)

[natalieironside]

The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong

[nudityandnerdery]

It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[howieduet]

No pills back then...I wonder if there was something else they compared these little critters to?

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[box-dwelling]

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this