The Methods Behind My Madness

♈☀️ ♒🌕 ♏⬆️ 26. Slytherin. Corpse Husband trash. Spencer Reid trash. Superhero trash. Anti-Hero trash. Musical trash. Animal Crossing trash. Legend of Zelda trash. Final Fantasy trash. Pretty much just trash.

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

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[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[paintwaterisdrinkable]

and my baseball bat

[har3-thing72]

And my cannibalistic urges

[abnormalfuntime]

and my morningstar

[mayafeys-number1-fan]

and my glass shards

[b0nez4may0r]

and my fists

[thegreebl3sn0rch]

and my magical girl–esque wand

[rav3r-d0ll]

and my SUPER LASER PISS

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[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)