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Now that's a good French song about Moustaches
Ratings for Reptile YouTubers and Other Content Creators
I'm going to try to add my ratings for every content creator I review to this post so they remain easy to find!
For YouTube channels specifically, I want to give a warning first. I'm kind of hesitant to recommend almost any reptile YouTube channels, because the more I dig into the popular ones the more issues I find. My blanket statement here is going to be to take any reptile YouTube channel, even those that are usually good, with a grain of salt, and fact-check them more than you would other sources. I don't know what it is about reptile YouTube in particular, but misinformation and bad keeping are rampant over there.
Reviews below the cut.
What to Remember When You’re on a Zoom Call
There is a figure standing behind you. You can see it through your screen. Its hands are on your shoulders and it is speaking to you. Don’t turn around, Don’t acknowledge it. It doesn’t know you are watching.
Tie copper wire around your headphone cords. That will keep out the worst of the hymns. The rest of the chorus you will have to deal with yourself.
If Zoom does not close immediately when you exit, drape a cloth over your device to cover the screen. That will keep it from getting out.
Have a knife at the ready. You never know what manner of thing may try to interrupt your call.
Ward your device with blood or wine, a simple seal on your screen should do. There are always things lurking in the homes of others and you wouldn’t want them crawling through to your side.
Make sure your screen name is a lie. You don’t know what is watching, waiting for you to give it so freely.
Others may join; you don’t recognize them, you’ve never seen them before in your life. Their smile is wide with too many teeth and their eyes are bright and unblinking. Can they just say they are so excited to have been invited to this meeting. Would you mind if they shared something on their screen?
Do. Not. Let. Them.
Be wary of those who become disconnected and come back strange. Check the participants. You won’t find their name on the list.
You can try to remove them from the meeting but they will notice and their eyes will meet yours through the monitor. You may notice the lag before you cut out or you may not. Either way, you’ve been disconnected and there is something breathing on your neck.
so just a question from somebody who just finished reading lotr for the first time . did tolkien like . know what he was doing with sam & frodo? or did that just . happen and countinue to happen
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this takes me back to when I wrote an essay about sex in Tolkien and had a whole section titled Sam and Frodo: Gay? or Victorian?
Hear me out. A Rockstar / Marvel Entertainment open-world video game à la Red Dead Redemption 2, but where you play Kl'rt the Super Skrull. Want to enrol in the Skrull army and shoot some Kree Call of Duty-style? Go for it. Wanna have some cosmic fights against Captain Marvel and Thanos? Sure. Wanna become a outlaw, pimp your space ride, just travel through the galaxies, stealing space shit and selling them off? Have fun. Wanna beat up some superheroes? Absolutely. Wanna go on Earth and infiltrate any super hero team with your mad shape shifting skills? YES. You can become anyone you want for as long as you want. Be Spider-Woman for the whole game. Enjoy.
Carol, turning up at the avengers compound in endgame: uh, hi. I’m fury’s emergency contact.
Steve: great, so you’re here to help us save the world?
Carol: no, I’m here to remove myself as fury’s emergency contact.
Steve: …
Nat: …
Bruce: …
Carol, cracking up: nah, I’m just fuckin with you. now whose ass am I kicking today?
This is so in character…
random good Talos things I liked
the growling/purring noise he does
him mourning his buddy after the autopsy, after he had to look at his junk and call him ugly like nothing’s wrong
he had to stop somewhere to get a milkshake during his urgent mission to save his people
him being SO done with the humans quizzing his Skrull abilities
him slowly shaking his head to Fury re: “is this normal, like space turbulence???”
the fact that he’s likely meeting his kid for the first time in the lab
him calling Carol by name after she leads him to his family
Goose rubbing up against him when he’s shapeshifted into the Kree guard, he’s probably scared shitless but playing it cool
him holding Fury’s hand after he’s shot
him hanging out w/ his family and the gang around a dinner table in a hoodie
he thinks Ben Mendelsohn’s eyes are pretty
Captain Marvel: So then he was all ‘I told you- you’re never going to be able to control yourself until you can put me on the floor without using your powers’-
Captain America: So you turned them off and kicked his ass anyway?
Captain Marvel: No lol what the fuck I’m not a dumbass, I just shot him. Who the fuck would listen to a villain trying to do his best to win a fight?
Captain America, sweating, remembering the fight with Batroc in which he stowed away his shield and dropped his helmet bc Batroc Asked Him To: Hah lol ikr….. who’d do that…idiots…
Sam Wilson, hearing the same story: So you blasted him with your sparklefists, right?
Captain Marvel: I blasted the shit out of him.
Sam: I know the feeling. So there’s this dumbass named Rumlow…
Captain Marvel: Okay, Thanos. You win.
Thanos: Really?
Captain Marvel: Really. And as a symbol of our surrender, please accept this as tribute.
Thanos: …
Captain Marvel: …
Thanos: Is that… a filing cabinet?
Captain Marvel: Sure is.
Thanos: …
Captain Marvel: It’s a great place to store things. Like, say, an infinity gauntlet.
Thanos: …
Captain Marvel: …
Thanos: It does have a lock…
everything about this funky little alien is perfect. look at him. look at this pointy ears and this long-ass coat and tell me this Skrull isn’t an icon
Captain Marvel Spoilers
Carol: (standing still, quietly staring)
That Kree Played By Jude Law: (punching air, screaming) aRE yOu gOnNA lEt yOuR EmoTiOns gEt tHE bEst OF yOu???
Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source
Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.
Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.
Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway.
And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year.
But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources.
Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy
I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert.
also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand
Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.
The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.
And don’t forget wave and geothermal power.
The best place to install solar? Parking lots! Here’s the Community Mercantile in LFK:
Not only can it supply almost all the power needed for stores that build these, it also reduces ambient heating from the roasting pavement and keeps cars covered from the elements.
Everyone wins!
The ways we can produce sustainable, renewable energy grow by the year. There is zero reason to keep maintaining oil and natural gas industries!
Carol and Goose
whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise