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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
Even if you don’t reblog, the Money Snek brings you good tidings!
Jason: You know I was married once.
Bruce: You were what?
Jason: Yeah back when I lived on the streets. I had a husband, his name was Danny.
Dick: Wait, this was before you died? Before Bruce took you in!? You were a child!
Jason: Yeah it was a street marriage.
Alfred: What is a street marriage Master Jason?
Jason: Well you know how gangs have control of certain areas but leave some bubbles of gray areas alone?
Steph: Of course.
Duke: Those are my favoirte shade of gray.
Jason: Aren't they the best? Anyway those gray areas are call Street Neighborhoods and you could only get one if you were A. Strong. B. Well liked by all parties or C. Married. Street marriage is a partnership far beyond romance and flowery feelings. Its more about bringing your strength together and having someone as your sworn shield. Gangs respected that.
Damian: Sworn brothers or sisters in arms are a global honor I see. Good.
Jason: Well sort of, it was still considered a marriage. Back then gay marriage wasn't legal yet so it was respected by gangs to stick it to the government but it was also a means to controll us. Danny just realized it was our best bet as two scrawny kids out on the streets.
Tim: What happen to you Street Marriage fraud husband?
Jason: One day Danny got offered a job with a big time gang. He was so excited about the extra money but when I refused to join too he filed for divorce. *Pulls up shirt* See this stab scar? That was the court being in his favor.
Bruce: He STABBED you!?
Jason: Only lightly.
Dick: How does one stab lightly!?
Damian: They do it quickly, dont twist the handle once they breach your skin and leave the knife in.
Jason: Yeah. And they don't aim for anything deadly. Anyway Danny left the gang recently and reach out to me so he's coming over for dinner-
Bruce: WHAT!? NO HE IS NOT!
Alfred: Master Bruce, I didnt raise you to be homophobic.
Jason: Yeah Bruce, this isnt how you were raised.
Damian: How shameful of you Father, to hold such prejudice when everyone at the table is a member of the LGBT community.
Dick: What? I'm not-
Damian: Everyone.
Bruce: Thats not why! Also I'm not a member of the LGBT-
Damian: Everyone
Bruce: I see you're in love with my son. I can't say I approve yet. What are your plans for the future?
Jason: B! You can't just ask her that right off the bat! At least offer a drink or something!
Jazz: It's alright honey, I've come prepared. Mr. Wayne, here is a physical copy of my ten year plan, my five year plan, and my three year plan that has room for adjustments such as dating.
Bruce: *flipping though binder* These are impressive. Clean. Calculated. Fail safes. Well done, Miss Fenton.
Jazz: Thank you, sir. I also included tactics for possible failure or issues.
Bruce: You write Contingency Plans?
Jazz: Of course. Only a madman wouldn't.
Bruce: *whispering* Yes. She's perfect. I'll pay for the wedding.
Jason: Whats happening?
Dick: I think you found the girl version of Bruce to be your girlfriend.
Jason: *Slaps him*
Dick: OW! what the hell Jay!?
Jason: Don't you EVER say something so foul to me again.
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He'd moved to metropolis on a whim.
The city was big, he's earning good money via commissioned things (most people come to him for cosplay actually, who knew that knowing how to build a sci-fi gun that doesn't even work would be this wanted??) and he's got a nice apartment!
Superman and Supergirl were the active heroes, he didn't need to involve himself anymore with the world of heroes, he would continue as a civilian. It was better this way.
So how come LexLuthor, of all people, what is his luck?, sends him an invitation to LexCorp AND once declined, seemed to have created some sort of energy absorbing weapon that directly zoomed in on his immediate whenever around?
Civilian life is one thing.
Being rescued via Super for the 9th time is another.
"Hey Danny." Supergirl grins, they're floating to the side as Superman deals with Lex.
"Hey, Supergirl." Danny replies with a sigh, holding his bag.
Is Danny really just sitting in the cell waiting for a Super rescue? Or do they keep fishing him out from a half way escape? Where he has managed to already half ruin Lex's plan. Because this is Danny. He does not take well to being held captive. He might be a civilian yes. But he is still a Fenton. His Mother would be appalled if he just let himself be a damsel.
Which probably amused the Supers greatly. Like he probably could have escaped alone. But also, he's fun and goes along with their bullshit. Doesn't get overly distressed. Seems more amused/resigned than anything else. Doesn't get in the way of their heroics. Perfect civilian to rescue actually. Chaotic as Fuck yes. But fantastically easy to save. Since he's already done half the work.
Danny also plays it up to the press. Had absolutely released some sort of "I'm flattered but no". To Lex. Who was big mad about it. If Vlad is redeemed? Probably tweeted him to protect his prior fruitloop claim. To the surprise and merriment of the general public.
The Supers have absolutely given him an emergency tracker as well. Like, he has a keychain on his bag. Looks super cute. Lil chibi Superman. Is a tracker if he presses the button. Danny was hoping for a nice heroics free life. And yeah he's not a hero. He's just the Supers latest Lois Lane or Jimmy Olsen. Which, can he get their numbers please? This needs a support group. Yeah for the 'a billionaire is weirdly obsessed with me'.
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AAAAHHHH not realy! XD
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment
And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth
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Things that People Forget About When Writing Sword Fights
You don’t have to dodge by a foot. You only have to dodge by an inch.
Not all swords are made the same way. You wouldn’t fight with a katana the same way you would fight with a broadsword.
You don’t need to aim for the heart or the head. Get the vein in wrist, and you could incapacitate that hand.
Small cuts matter. If you’re cut up enough, you’re going to start suffering from blood loss, and that’ll put you at a disadvantage.
The blade isn’t the only thing that matters. There isn’t some set of rules in sword fighting where you can only stick the stabby end into the other person. Hit them in the head with the hilt, and they’ll feel it.
If there are multiple attackers, you want to incapacitate or kill each one as quickly as possible. Endurance matters, especially when you’re not only swinging/stabbing/aiming something that is 2-5 lbs (ceremonial ones were a lot heavier, but wouldn’t be generally fought with) but also taking/blocking heavy blows from at least one opponent.
You don’t have to dodge
by a foot. You only have
to dodge by an inch.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
That final haiku actually makes for a pretty good maxim!
if danny was in the justice league, you CANNOT convince me that him and Shazam wouldn’t screw with the other leaguers. like, they’ve both “technically” been around for millennia. there is not a universe in which they wouldn’t exploit that for The Memes™.
“Hey Phantom, you remember that party that Julius threw? Total rager. Can’t believe Calpurnia is still up and kicking.”
“Shazam, my dude, Calpurnia is a band. Miss girl is long gone. But no, yeah. Kinda missing that weird cheese they had. Want me to fly over to Rome and grab some? Worth it, honestly.”
“Ooh, get me some of that weird chip dip stuff too. The one he dumped on Antony.”
Meanwhile everyone else in the watchtower meeting room, having an aneurysm: “Julius… Caesar…?”
Happy one year anniversary to my Over the Garden Wall VHS tape project!
I made it in both orange and black. I like black more, but orange really feels more in the spirit of the season. I used the shell from a VHS copy of the Rugrats movie.
I made the box art using various screenshots from the show, as well as some promo art. The description was taken from the DVD release, and the description title “will you take a peek?” was the tagline during the promotion of the show.
The back also has a fun little easter egg: the barcode is for candy corn!
What’s more is the tape has a special cut of the series that I made myself. I cropped every single scene in every single episode to make sure it naturally fit in a 4:3 aspect ratio, and I edited the episodes together to flow as if it were one movie (the pacing is a little like Babe). Additionally, I added trailers for movies that give me the same nostalgic vibes (The Last Unicorn, Princess Mononoke, Steven Universe: The Movie, and The Iron Giant). I also added the Warner Brothers and Cartoon Network title cards.
I printed this cut into the tape by integrating a VCR into my PC setup. If you want to see more about this project, I have a few videos about it on my TikTok @MooseGBT, or you can check out the main one right here!
The video has an earlier version of the tape, which is why the actual tape doesn’t have a real label (it’s kind of just a piece of paper slapped on upside down with tape). The content on the tape, however, is the same.
This was a really fun project, and I’ve already started working on a VHS cut of Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Steven Universe: The Movie, the Star Wars Sequel trilogy (I have 1-6 on VHS, and I also want 7-9), and the other Star Wars movies (the Christmas Special, the Clone Wars, Solo, Kenobi, and Rogue One). I also have plans to begin editing and printing the FNAF movie, the spiderverse trilogy (once ATSV pt 2 comes out), and Don’t Hug me I’m Scared.
It is my genuine pleasure to introduce you to the mensch, the myth, the legend,
Jewish Wolfwood was a regular sight at anime cons throughout the 2000s.
"You dare sacrifice what is already mine?"
A DKBK retelling of the myth of Andromeda.
Terrarium for tail, or a tailrarium if you will. Blame my discord friends for this pun.
Also, I sliced up my finger in a bout of stupidity so I gave up on this drawing midway 🥲
